What do you call a bloke with a car on his head?.. Jack!
What do you call a bloke with a pallet of bricks on his back?... Lorry!
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?....Eileen!
Why did the leper stop playing cards?... He kept throwing his hand in!
What did the the leper say to the prostitute?... Keep the tip!
What do you call a bloke with a pallet of bricks on his back?... Lorry!
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?....Eileen!
Why did the leper stop playing cards?... He kept throwing his hand in!
What did the the leper say to the prostitute?... Keep the tip!