NFT-Who Can play checkers?

[B.L.L.G]

3 straight games! ok?

Best of 3 lets go....

 

[Nut]

UT 1
Samwise 0

 

[B.L.L.G]

two one fool you spank your mom in the butt with hairy corn on the cob fool! and you use to your own recycled toilet paper to blow your nose!

I win the state of origin.....2-1 NSW Vs QLD

NSW victory! You only won that 2nd game cause i dozed off from how boring you played.....i was soooo bored playing you in that 2nd game that i started filing my nails and lost concentration.....i lost sight of the big picture and went astray in my concentration.......really i handed you that 2nd game....class it as a sympathy win...i took pity on you cause your so pathetic......

 

[B.L.L.G]

Nut

Wanna shot at the title homie?

Samwise won one game.

He was stiff competition......better than JEDDA i`ll give him that.

But he poses no real threat for the grand final.......We`re ganna hold a grand final one day.

With every passing day its looking more an more like the GF is going 2 be between me and Tigermite!

NUT wanna give it a whirl fool? are you man enough homie?

 

[Sweeper]

I'm star 4748 untouch... what table are you on?

 

[B.L.L.G]

Hey Samwise

What happen to your original Avatar? the one of the Alien scientist with the walrus mouth? you`ve had THAT avatar since the begining of time. I kind`a liked it...it was funny.

Tigermite where are you tonight? Knitting your girdle? See how he ducks me? i gave him ample time to prepare but he`s in hiding.

I even dropped me bowels before coming up here tonight! i had this great shit that emptied ALL my guts so i`m feeling fly man.

When i go home tonight i`m ganna watch this new porno i bought today called young ripe melons man.....jack off city here i come....literally cumming......i`m the shit.....i`m the best at checkers fool

 

[Samwise]

obviously untouch has spent his youth in the most productive of ways by practicing checkers night and day, ernie style.

i can take pleasure in being the 1st to beat his ass at at least one game. 2-1 to knucklehead was the final score. mind you the 1st game was already started by some other sh!thead, so i'm not admitting full defeat yet. nevertheless credit where credit is due... therefore i:

* brush my teeth with mule sh!t
* have an infection in my ass that makes me push a bunch of bananas out my hole
* have unprotected boob sex with jersey cows and industrial strength rubber objects
* make love to the necronomicon ex-mortis using boot polish as a lubrication
* let bob car sticks foochelly pasta in my ears
* am into self mutilation
* take pleasure in giving themselves rim jobs with rotton pieces of corn on the cob
* smack myself in the ass with 6 inch wooden dildos that have been coated in 4 layers of no frills lacquer
* and am a total liar and don't mean any of the above statements


next time untouch ! next time !

 

[B.L.L.G]

Little Austin Powers

Star huh? twinkle twinkle little star biotch!

Fairy ass bitch.

Name suits you.

Its best of 3 ok? 3 str8 games ok?

If you lose ya gotta admit that you have alien DNA in your penis and that you wipe your ass with your dads hanki alright?

I`m ganna teach U a leason fool....
Hang on i`ll find U

 

[Sweeper]

Play me bitch!

 

[Samwise]

haha that avatar was of dr zoidberg from futurama, the site i stole if from went and farked me, and now its not there. i'm thinking of changing the superman avatar to either the one in my sig of gary coleman or samuel l jackson from pulp fiction. your right though, i should start the search for a new one

 

[B.L.L.G]

LAP

How come U keep pressing OFFER DRAW?

 

[B.L.L.G]

1 nil Little austin powers you pluck thistles out your dads butt while he spanks you with a over sized jelly bean fool

 

[Sweeper]

LAP

How come U keep pressing OFFER DRAW?

to piss you off!

 

[B.L.L.G]

Little Austin Powers U QUIT!!!!! U f**king pressed the quit button you cheating bastard! 2-1 my way i win 2-1 !!!! You and Thing-O cheated.....you both peel sun burnt skin off your mars ass and eat crusty bits off a sifless infected BAWD fool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


These fools substitute Corn flakes for crusty bits off a diseased vagina as a breakfast cerial

 

[B.L.L.G]

SO?

Who is next?

Aussie Knight you around?

Big Tim?

No Body!

Antonius? I`ll accept your challenge fool.

Even though your an apprentice at this game i`ll take your challenge up fool.

See, ive got you all running scared of the knowledge!

This isnt about ANDY 20`s physical muscle arm wrestles!! This is about my brain power versus your brain power and i`m the most smartest!

Which one of you bitches is going to step up to the plate?

I`ll do a freddy Vs Jason up in this mother f**ker on that ass fool!

Your all scared of me.

I moze well go home since your all yellow!

 

[B.L.L.G]

Well, im going home if no ones down.

~OUT~

 

[B.L.L.G]

its 1pm i`m here if any one wants to play.

Who`s here?

Antonius i challenge you man

I`m having a few computer problems.

C`mon i`m waiting if any one wants to challenge me.

Jedda you round?

Tigermite?

 

[B.L.L.G]

Guess the noveltys worn off hey?

Probably found it too boring right?

Probably think its too childish.

I like playing y`all.

There`s jack shit to do today.

Well, if you want......leave your name if your interested and i might ride up tonight and check around 6:30pm.

Ive got the sniffles today and my eyes are itchy and runny......

 

[astrogirl]

UT, might be hayfever.

My eyes are little itchy as well and I have the sniffles - which is ridiculous since I'm a tough chick who isn't allergic to ANYTHING!!! Well, that's what I thought anyway.

Sorry I can't play checkers - I have to at least LOOK like I'm working...

 

[Jedda]

Untouchable.

I'm willing to admit defeat on the Checkers thing.

How about a game of Battleships? Think they call it Naval Command or something like that.

Not promising that I'll do any better than at Checkers, but I need some entertaining so don your Captains hat and prepare to meet Davy Jones Locker - cause you're going down! :x