Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

I think it's pretty key to being elitist that you aren't actually elite, and are in fact almost the polar opposite, going by all the elitists I've ever met...

Elitists are definitely smarter and wealthier than the average person though, even if they happen to be annoying, smug shits.

 

[Bazal]

Elitists are definitely smarter and wealthier than the average person though, even if they happen to be annoying, smug shits.

And this is why people who call me elitist are wrong....

I'm poor as shit!

 

[Gary Gutful]

And this is why people who call me elitist are wrong....

I'm poor as shit!

I have laid cables with greater elitist tendencies.

 

[Bazal]

I have laid cables with greater elitist tendencies.

I am pretty smug, but.

 

[hybrideel]

I sniff my own farts so I'm halfway there

 

[Bazal]

Wrong Fred ffs

 

[Gronk]

Who could possibly argue with this ? Fire up the coal power stations.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Who could possibly argue with this ? Fire up the coal power stations.

Made the mistake of reading the tweet and some of the responses.

Yes, Kelly’s choice of words was questionable but some of the smug f**kwits on twitter acting is if they are Dr David Karoly is pathetic.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Made the mistake of reading the tweet and some of the responses.

Yes, Kelly’s choice of words was questionable but some of the smug f**kwits on twitter acting is if they are Dr David Karoly is pathetic.

I always wonder if the constant displacement of sea waters via the huge amount of large ships and reclaimed lands has any effect on the sea level? It would be interesting to calculate it all. Pou?

 

[Gronk]

If anything the rise in sea levels is bc you merkins piss every 20 mins when you're on the beers.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

If anything the rise in sea levels is bc you merkins piss every 20 mins when you're on the beers.

But I usually piss on the garden. There could be something to your theory though.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I always wonder if the constant displacement of sea waters via the huge amount of large ships and reclaimed lands has any effect on the sea level? It would be interesting to calculate it all. Pou?

Minimal. Melting of big f**k off icebergs is much more significant.

 

[Gronk]

Something something tampon tax cut for craft beer.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Something something tampon tax cut for craft beer.

I arranged that. I wrote him a letter and asked if he could pull a few strings and viola.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Something something tampon tax cut for craft beer.

Thankfully it has only taken the 18 years to fix this joke. This was the result of shameless lobbying by the large brewers in the lead up to the introduction of the GST.

 

[Bazal]

Minimal. Melting of big f**k off icebergs is much more significant.

Icebergs and floes and ice caps already on the surface of the ocean have no effect whatsoever when they melt, same as the ice in your drink. I can't remember what it's called but it's probably some sort of effect named after some poncy scientist.

The ice on land is the issue, glaciers and Antarctic ice and whatnot.

 

[Bazal]

I arranged that. I wrote him a letter and asked if he could pull a few strings and viola.

I hope you asked Viola whether she minded or not first

 

[Eelementary]

Adding melting water to water lowers the water level, because water is less dense than ice.

I remember getting that very question at university, and the whole class failed that question.

We assume that if the ice melts, it adds to the overall level of the water; however, physically, it does not.

Because ice is denser than water, it raises the level due to the water it displaces so that it may float - once the ice melts, it is at the same density, so the water level goes back to its original level.

I'm sure somebody smarter than me can explain it more eloquently.

 

[Gronk]

No this is not from the Beetoota Advocate. This is real.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Icebergs and floes and ice caps already on the surface of the ocean have no effect whatsoever when they melt, same as the ice in your drink. I can't remember what it's called but it's probably some sort of effect named after some poncy scientist.

The ice on land is the issue, glaciers and Antarctic ice and whatnot.

True. Land ice rather than water ice.