Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Incorrect]

What have I done to deserve this smear on my reputation ? :crazy:

#merkin

See, you're already completely consumed with porn, you're signing off your posts with [hashtag] [female reproductive part replacement word on LU forums]

You're obssessed! :lol:

 

[strider]

What have I done to deserve this smear on my reputation ? :crazy:

#merkin

well its either porn or lolcats .... thats all the internet is really used for isn't it?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Sorry Gronk. It is probably my fault.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

 

[strider]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Cos they're all f**kin dead

 

[Dibs]

:lol:

Now that you've got that super hi-speed internet connection I shudder to think how many cream pies and pearl necklaces you'll be able to store on your PC and associated external drives in your quest to have the largest porn collection of all Eels fans... I'm rooting for you!

On camera?

 

[Gronk]

Orlando shooter's gay lover has come out.

The man’s identity was hidden with a prosthetic mask and his voice was altered.

We live in a bizarre world.

http://www.news.com.au/world/brekki...o/news-story/562972181627c7403fee42e15c13cfdf

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Cos they're all f**kin dead

Because the p is silent.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

What about if he's taking a shit?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Exactly. Fatal flaw right there.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

merkins

 

[Avenger]

Was there ever any doubt?

Inside Michael Jackson’s secret porn stash

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...h/news-story/fbda143d06151678559c6caca0524ec5

 

[Kornstar]

Was there ever any doubt?

Inside Michael Jackson?s secret porn stash

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...h/news-story/fbda143d06151678559c6caca0524ec5

Isn't it illegal to have naked images of children? So either the journalist is embellishing on the document or there were just weird pictures.

I don't care if he liked males or females tbh. Children obviously is a massive no no but if they say the images he had were not illegal, yet they say there were naked photos of children then something doesn't add up, does it?

 

[Gary Gutful]

That is some seriously weird shit.

 

[Gronk]

Merkins !

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hey merkins. I need help deciding on a new car.

I am thinking SUV. I need a reasonable sized boot and I would like an engine with a bit of grunt. Don't really want to spend a shedload so will probably cap it at $70K.

 

[Noise]

Hey merkins. I need help deciding on a new car.

I am thinking SUV. I need a reasonable sized boot and I would like an engine with a bit of grunt. Don't really want to spend a shedload so will probably cap it at $70K.

Will you be doing any 4 wheel driving?

 

[Gronk]

Hey merkins. I need help deciding on a new car.

I am thinking SUV. I need a reasonable sized boot and I would like an engine with a bit of grunt. Don't really want to spend a shedload so will probably cap it at $70K.

Get yourself a demo 2015 Audi Q5. $70k will only get you 4cyl, so you'll need to do a grunt test.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Will you be doing any 4 wheel driving?

Nope.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Get yourself a demo 2015 Audi Q5. $70k will only get you 4cyl, so you'll need to do a grunt test.

Cheers Gronk.