Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

I suppose it makes sense. Nadal is looking more bald than ever but I still think Novak could get by without a crash helmet. An impressive head of hair.

The Novak Bouffant is all the rage in the Balkans.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Postie urinates off verandah during 'unbelievable' package delivery

An unsuspecting couple has had a very unwelcome morning delivery on their porch courtesy of an Australia Post driver.

Ben’s wife Catherine was inside their home on the Central Coast of New South Wales when she heard a loud knock on the front door.

The noise set off a chain reaction, startling the dog, whose barks woke up their two-year-old, and slowed down Catherine answering the door.

She might've wanted to take a bit longer if she knew what was to come.

“When she opened the door, the delivery driver was urinating off our verandah and into the bushes,” Ben wrote on Australia Post’s Facebook page last week.

Seemingly having no shame in his quick toilet stop, the driver then tried to pass Catherine a signing pen with dirty hands and his fly half undone.

“I’m just glad the box was the only parcel he dropped off,” Ben said.

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/othe...e-package-delivery/ar-AAA4Sbh?ocid=spartanntp

 

[strider]

Well exactly. Be thankful it wasnt #2s

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The ninjas are back!!

 

[strider]

The ninjas are back!!

The downward hanging penises is an interesting obstacle

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The downward hanging penises is an interesting obstacle

I saw one of the girls nearly pull one off.

 

[Bazal]

I saw one of the girls nearly pull one off.

I think I could pull it off at home. Not sure I'd be able to pull it off the same way in front of a crowd

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think I could pull it off at home. Not sure I'd be able to pull it off the same way in front of a crowd

Stage fright?

 

[strider]

Woody fell off pulling the downward dicks

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That guy looks like he's handled a few dicks before.

 

[strider]

That guy looks like he's handled a few dicks before.

Ben Fordam?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Ben Fordam?

No, the first twin ninja.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You wouldn't want to be the loser twin. Poor bugger.

 

[strider]

looser

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm not even watching but I feel like I am living and breathing every moment.

I assume you are watching A Country Practice?

 

[strider]

I'm not even watching but I feel like I am living and breathing every moment.

I assume you are watching A Country Practice?

Nooo ffs ... Australian Fatso Wombat

 

[Gary Gutful]

Who knew that Fatso had a twin?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Who knew that Fatso had a twin?

Everyone knew. They used both of them, like the Olsen twins.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Everyone knew. They used both of them, like the Olsen twins.

But more talented.

 

[Bazal]

Everyone knew. They used both of them, like the Olsen twins.

Except a hell of a lot more people used the Olsen twins