Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gronk]

*segue

Segway

 

[Bazal]

Segway

Segeyaroway

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[strider]

What was cheese number 5?

 

[Bandwagon]

What was cheese number 5?

I'm betting dick

 

[hineyrulz]

Have had an all day session on values for work followed by Dinner where we have a ‘fun’ cheese tasting competition (which I am really shit at).

Can’t leave because I am an executive and my f**ken CEO is sitting next to me.

I could say it’s giving me the shits but after sitting on the toilet typing this post I think I might be clogged up from all the cheese.

Gary Cheeseful.

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm betting dick

Dickcheese???

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dickcheese???

No, he was referring to Dicksalmon.

FFS, of course he meant dickcheese, and of course he was right!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

No, he was referring to Dicksalmon.

FFS, of course he meant dickcheese, and of course he was right!!!

Gary Cheeseful indeed.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gary Cheeseful indeed.

*Cheesy Dickful

 

[Gronk]

Nathan Peats thought for the day ...

 

[Happy MEel]

Nathan Peats thought for the day ...

Peatsy doesn’t even consider the possibility of the guy before him being in the exact same predicament. A bit of empathy merkin.

 

[strider]

Peatsy doesn’t even consider the possibility of the guy before him being in the exact same predicament. A bit of empathy merkin.

It is true thi ... a major issue for society

 

[Gronk]

It is true thi ... a major issue for society

F**king first world problems. Has he not ever travelled ?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

No. I was at a hotel in Spring Hill.

One of my favourite pub-restaurants is up that way. But I'm guessing you weren't there.

 

[hineyrulz]

No. I was at a hotel in Spring Hill.

Sportsmans???

 

[Gronk]

Pell sentencing. Fascinating read.

http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCC/2019/260.html

 

[Kornstar]

Pell sentencing. Fascinating read.

http://www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VCC/2019/260.html

So he pleaded not guilty but it explicitly says that his defence said he must have been out of his mind at the time of committing the crimes?

I don't get it? They effectively admitted he did it but he pleaded his innocence?

 

[Gronk]

So he pleaded not guilty but it explicitly says that his defence said he must have been out of his mind at the time of committing the crimes?

I don't get it? They effectively admitted he did it but he pleaded his innocence?

In pre-sentence statements, Pell’s lawyers addressed the court on a “let’s pretend he’s guilty” basis. Accordingly they raised his age etc, and also quite remarkably, referred to the sexual penetration charge as a vanilla type offence in the scale of sexual assaults.

 

[strider]

6 years? .... fmd ... what do you get for rape?