Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

I ended up getting an incredible deal for the Audi Q5 TFSI Sport. I’ve had to literally show people at work the quote because they didn’t believe me. Obtaining 5 years factory warranty and 5 years free servicing clinched it for me. Mercedes and BMW wouldn’t extend the factory Warranty beyond 3 years but Merc did offer some third party extended insurance warranty which is capped at $10k. Costs well over $3k though.

Still a good option mate, even if you have to change your name to Jerome.

 

[Eelogical]

Camrys are shit.

Bread and butter for the masses.

 

[Avenger]

Still a good option mate, even if you have to change your name to Jerome.

How the f**k did you find out my middle name ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gordon "Jerome" Djokovic

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Umm my car is 2 tonnes. Not so eco-friendly.

But would f**k up a family of four in a Camry.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yeah. Well my car has electric window,air con, a fridge in back power by solar and a reverse camera.

*kanga

 

[Twizzle]

They know how to cook ribs.

well here is that

 

[hindy111]

I prefer BMW out of the 3. The M2 and M3 are both awesome cars as is the X3 and X5.

The M140i was a great hatchback as well, but they went and f**ked it with the new M135i. No more rear wheel drive or 6 cylinder engine.

I was going to suggest that some merkin from Germany needs to fist f**ked for that decision but the kinky f**kers love that sort of stuff.

That country is a joke...

The M140i was a brilliant automobile.

 

[hindy111]

I ended up getting an incredible deal for the Audi Q5 TFSI Sport. I’ve had to literally show people at work the quote because they didn’t believe me. Obtaining 5 years factory warranty and 5 years free servicing clinched it for me. Mercedes and BMW wouldn’t extend the factory Warranty beyond 3 years but Merc did offer some third party extended insurance warranty which is capped at $10k. Costs well over $3k though.

Can you pick me up on the way to a game next year? I'd love to sit in an Audi. We can go drive throu and I'll shout us some KFC to eat on the way.

 

[hindy111]

Gordon "Jerome" Djokovic

I thought it was Zoran.

 

[hindy111]

But would f**k up a family of four in a Camry.

Agree. I don't like these big suvs zooming around. They are a danger to every merkin who cant afford one. Poor Strider and HJ could be squashed.

 

[Bazal]

The M140i was a brilliant automobile.

Also a pretty decent grenade launcher

 

[hindy111]

I had a merkin of a day. Just as I finished work this stupid dog walked up and pissed in my tool bag. All over my drill, tools and bag of chips I was planning to eat on the drive home.

 

[Incorrect]

I had a merkin of a day. Just as I finished work this stupid dog walked up and pissed in my tool bag. All over my drill, tools and bag of chips I was planning to eat on the drive home.

* balls

You can take your pick where to substitute....

 

[Bazal]

I had a merkin of a day. Just as I finished work this stupid dog walked up and pissed in my tool bag. All over my drill, tools and bag of chips I was planning to eat on the drive home.

If it makes you feel any worse I've been off work for two weeks!

 

[Bazal]

* balls

You can take your pick where to substitute....

 

[Incorrect]

f**king lol!

 

[Eelogical]

well here is that

To make a balanced judgement, one has to have sampled both, does one.

 

[strider]

Omfg i am literally crying loling

 

[Avenger]

I thought it was Zoran.

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