Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

Was your Dad busty to the point that you could ignore the lower half looked like some bloated monstrosity?

I dont recall that he was ... didnt have too many lemons either

He grew good tomatoes tho ... i never ate a store bought tomato until i was about 20, and was gobsmacked at the lack of taste

 

[hindy111]

I dont recall that he was ... didnt have too many lemons either

He grew good tomatoes tho ... i never ate a store bought tomato until i was about 20, and was gobsmacked at the lack of taste

He was the tomato king

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

My dad made exceptionally good pickle mustard ... i never liked it much as a kid but when i got older, with ham, yummo

He made awesome tomato sauce too

Where are you merkins getting this 'pickle mustard' stuff from. It's 'mustard pickle' and there's no two ways about it. It's good on ham. Dunno about the shit you blokes are eating though.

 

[hindy111]

Where are you merkins getting this 'pickle mustard' stuff from. It's 'mustard pickle' and there's no two ways about it. It's good on ham. Dunno about the shit you blokes are eating though.

It even goes good on Devon

 

[strider]

Where are you merkins getting this 'pickle mustard' stuff from. It's 'mustard pickle' and there's no two ways about it. It's good on ham. Dunno about the shit you blokes are eating though.

Yeah it is .... i was just humouring hindy

I wasnt eating shit. It was the best homemade recipe ever

 

[strider]

It even goes good on Devon

You can literally have a sandwich with only mustard pickles and its great

 

[Eelogical]

It even goes good on Devon

Only tomato sauce goes with devon.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

It even goes good on Devon

Haven't they thought of a better name for Devon yet? I mean the Vics call it Strasbourg...not very convincing. It's like a fake Mortadella.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

You can literally have a sandwich with only mustard pickles and its great

I've actually been making my own pickled stuff (veges largely) in recent months. Pretty good, but haven't advanced to the mustard pickles yet.

 

[Eelogical]

Haven't they thought of a better name for Devon yet? I mean the Vics call it Strasbourg...not very convincing. It's like a fake Mortadella.

What would the Victorians know? As Gronk pointed out, they don't even know what a potato scallop is.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

What would the Victorians know? As Gronk pointed out, they don't even know what a potato scallop is.

Well i guess scallop just literally means a thin slice (from the French 'escalope'). My dumb arse sister-in-law refused to eat a real scallop in Victoria because it wasn't a battered potato. But she also thinks that leaving the windows wide open in 40 degree heat cools the house down because it provides a 'breeze'.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Haven't they thought of a better name for Devon yet? I mean the Vics call it Strasbourg...not very convincing. It's like a fake Mortadella.

*baloney

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

*baloney

*Pal.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Haven't they thought of a better name for Devon yet? I mean the Vics call it Strasbourg...not very convincing. It's like a fake Mortadella.

I call it Brad Takairangi.

 

[Gronk]

Fresh lettuce, pepper, pickle mustard, double smoked ham and tasty cheese.

I think you just decribed a sanga called ploughman’s lunch.

 

[hindy111]

I think you just decribed a sanga called ploughman’s lunch.

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Who the hell has heard of a ploughmans lunch. Imagine asking the local sandwich shop for one of those. I'll stick with a Ham,cheese,lettuce sandwich with some mustard pickles

 

[Gronk]

Who the hell has heard of a ploughmans lunch. Imagine asking the local sandwich shop for one of those. I'll stick with a Ham,cheese,lettuce sandwich with some mustard pickles

Neanderthal !

 

[strider]

Clearly the ploughmen are all over it

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I think you just decribed a sanga called ploughman’s lunch.

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A ploughman's lunch isn't a sandwich you heathen. It's all the stuff (bread, cheese, cold cuts etc) on a plate, from which you then make a sandwich / throw the bread at other patrons / whatever you like. Get with it.

 

[Gronk]

A ploughman's lunch isn't a sandwich you heathen. It's all the stuff (bread, cheese, cold cuts etc) on a plate, from which you then make a sandwich / throw the bread at other patrons / whatever you like. Get with it.

Yes, I think I saw Hagrid eating a ploughman once.