Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Twizzle]

She can't be from Logan, she's wearing a bra

 

[84 Baby]

Gotta be a euphemism

“Sleeve”

 

[hindy111]

I'll prob just go to Sussex for 4 nights then head to Eden for a couple....

 

[hindy111]

She can't be from Logan, she's wearing a bra

Does this poor girl need to be on display here and mocked?

 

[Twizzle]

Does this poor girl need to be on display here and mocked?

who's mocking her ?

 

[parra pete]

A couple of years ago, one night, a mate was about to propose to his girlfriend when his roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face.
Totally ruined the mood.
Now, my mate didn't know Joseph THAT well, didn't even remember where he was from, but let's just say he put his plans on hold to help him, Joe, through his injuries.
Joseph had got a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months.
Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my mates girlfriend!
Apparently they had bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left my mate behind without as much as a note.
He tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe,
He'd have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

 

[Incorrect]

A couple of years ago, one night, a mate was about to propose to his girlfriend when his roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face.
Totally ruined the mood.
Now, my mate didn't know Joseph THAT well, didn't even remember where he was from, but let's just say he put his plans on hold to help him, Joe, through his injuries.
Joseph had got a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months.
Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my mates girlfriend!
Apparently they had bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left my mate behind without as much as a note.
He tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe,
He'd have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Still got it Pete

 

[Eelogical]

Still got it Pete

Yeah, maybe. He might still have it but he should start looking over his shoulder at that newb coming out of our Comedians Of Excellence.

 

[Twizzle]

Still got it Pete

yeh, the penicillin didn't work

 

[parra pete]

yeh, the penicillin didn't work

Big American sailor on a visit to Kings Cross in the late sixties told one of the ladies "If ya got anything to remind you of me in nine months time, call it John"...she replied, "Yeah, and if ya got anything to remind you of me in six weeks time, call it Jack".

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Ping @hindy111

Baby Spice didn't age well.

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Gronk]

 

[Twizzle]

You know we have a thread for football aka Soccer

 

[Incorrect]

You know we have a thread for football aka Soccer

It's such a cute sport.... Especially the way they bounce the ball off their head...

 

[Incorrect]

Triple J hottest 100 countdown nearing it's climax...

Wet Ass Pussy made an appearance a little earlier.

And the Cardi B song by the same name also made it in to the top 10 as it happens....

ZING!

 

[Noise]

Triple J hottest 100 countdown nearing it's climax...

Wet Ass Pussy made an appearance a little earlier.

And the Cardi B song by the same name also made it in to the top 10 as it happens....

ZING!

That’s on today? I listen to triple j and didn’t even know. It’s a bit of a non event now that they have moved it from Australia Day. Usually there are radios at the park / beach all playing it. I didn’t hear any.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Triple J hottest 100 countdown nearing it's climax...

Wet Ass Pussy made an appearance a little earlier.

And the Cardi B song by the same name also made it in to the top 10 as it happens....

ZING!

It will go down as one of the great songs of all time. Up there with Who let the dogs out? and Didn't you kill my Brother?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It will go down as one of the great songs of all time. Up there with Who let the dogs out? and Didn't you kill my Brother?

Did he?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Did he?

My sister in law was an oak tree, or do I mean a manhole cover?