Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Happy MEel]

Back when I was in my teens we used to drink the neck of our Carlton Colds and then put red cordial in. No wonder I turned out g@y.

That’s more badass than a shandy

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yeah, a long time ago I did both of mine at the same time after a big night out. One popped in pretty easily but the other one wouldn’t go in no matter how hard I tried (I don’t recommend trying). It was late, I was drunk and tired so I had a few panadeine fortes and went to bed. The old man drove me to the local medical centre in the morning but they didn’t want a bar of it. Had to go to Hornsby Hospital where I went under a general. It was out until around 1pm the next day and apparently there were two doctors and two nurses trying to reef it back in. This is only part of the story but regardless...Good times.

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Sorry for laughing but come on, two in one night?!

 

[Happy MEel]

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Sorry for laughing but come on, two in one night?!

Laugh away. The story also involves Police, getting lost a street away from where I lived and getting stuck in some randoms front yard. I can laugh about it now too.

I blame @Noise

 

[Noise]

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Sorry for laughing but come on, two in one night?!

I can confirm this happened and some of it partially my fault. He asked me to try and put one of them back in. I gave it a couple of drunken hard hits but it turns out that is not how you relocate a dislocated shoulder.

 

[Gary Gutful]

F**king hell. Lucky I didn't seek you both out when I was at Newport a couple of years back. I probably would have ended up waking up in a phone booth in Gosford.

 

[Happy MEel]

F**king hell. Lucky I didn't seek you both out when I was at Newport a couple of years back. I probably would have ended up waking up in a phone booth in Gosford.

Yeah we had a big night planned for you at Key Largo followed by Troppo

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah we had a big night planned for you at Key Largo followed by Troppo

Sounds like a Beach Boys song.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Lucky person. Mine wouldn't go back in after two attempts, and to be honest, the pain was intense during and after the second attempt. Only way out was to morph me up and hit me with the 98 octane gas. I'm now more concerned with the recovery phase, long term outlook and typing with one hand.

Be careful typing with one hand. You'll put your spine out of balance and disrupt your karmic symmetry.

Don't try bowling off-spin with the injured arm.

But basically, from what I've read in this thread you've got off lightly, only having disclocated one shoulder. Clearly you didn't get tanked and break into a gymnasium and go hell for leather on the rings and uneven bars.

 

[Happy MEel]

Sounds like a Beach Boys song.

That was going to be the name of our cool posse

 

[Gary Gutful]

That was going to be the name of our cool posse

I'll pack the Hawaiian shirt for the next visit.

 

[Happy MEel]

I'll pack the Hawaiian shirt for the next visit.

Don’t forget the budgys

 

[Happy MEel]

In all seriousness @Eelogical, it’s a nasty injury so hopefully you have a speedy recovery mate.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah, best wishes you silly old merkin.

 

[strider]

A mate i used to play cricket with was a carpeter ... he fell down a flight of stair carrying carpet rolls one day and dislocated both shoulders ....we all had a good laugh at cricket the following weekend.

I thought that was cool, but Happy's story leaves it for dead.

So Eelo - you only have one bung shoulder ... thank your luckynstars ffs

 

[hindy111]

This could be a cycle of bad luck. I read this book about energies. You might be doomed.
Let me know if any other bad things happen. You could be cursed.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Both cursed and doomed? That doesn't sound good.

 

[strider]

this is what you get for moving the queensland

 

[Incorrect]

I throw like a 7 year old girl. I feel very weak and vulnerable.

Are we really going to blame your approach to physio for that??? Bit of a stretch, no pun intended....

 

[Avenger]

This morning my daughter told me that they were approached by a a few footballers at a bar in Cronulla. I had to laugh because whilst Matt Moylan was doing his best with my daughter’s friend of all people another footballer asked my daughter out for dinner.

Drum roll.

Corey Norman.

Thankfully my daughter was less than impressed as he came across as sharp as two short planks.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Clearly she supports your ‘no peanut’ policy.