Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hineyrulz]

This morning my daughter told me that they were approached by a a few footballers at a bar in Cronulla. I had to laugh because whilst Matt Moylan was doing his best with my daughter’s friend of all people another footballer asked my daughter out for dinner.

Drum roll.

Corey Norman.

Thankfully my daughter was less than impressed as he came across as sharp as two short planks.

I can just picture your daughter bringing home Corey to meet dad

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh and @Eelogical a night out @ the Chardies when you don’t dislocate something is a quiet one. No wonder the red cordial long neck drinking Gaz couldn’t handle it.

 

[Avenger]

I can just picture your daughter bringing home Corey to meet dad

Seriously can you imagine? What a small world. I’d dead set have to quit the forums in shame.

 

[Twizzle]

Seriously can you imagine? What a small world. I’d dead set have to quit the forums in shame.

I would pay to see that, your daughter brining him home that is

 

[strider]

I can just picture your daughter bringing home Corey to meet dad

Seriously can you imagine? What a small world. I’d dead set have to quit the forums in shame.

I was about to say, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she brings him home to meet dad

but its ok, you could do a flip avenger ..... and of cos flop back when she split up with him

 

[Avenger]

A snippet of the conversation:

Dopey asks ‘What’s your background?’

Reply: ‘Serbian.’

Dopey: ‘You look Serbian.’

Reply: ‘You don’t even know where Serbia is, do you?’

Silence, just a stupid look.

 

[strider]

A snippet of the conversation:

Dopey asks ‘What’s your background?’

Reply: ‘Serbian.’

Dopey: ‘You look Serbian.’

Reply: ‘You don’t even know where Serbia is, do you?’

Silence, just a stupid look.

Did she at least score a free drink from the merkin?

 

[Incorrect]

A snippet of the conversation:

Dopey asks ‘What’s your background?’

Reply: ‘Serbian.’

Dopey: ‘You look Serbian.’

Reply: ‘You don’t even know where Serbia is, do you?’

Silence, just a stupid look.

Thought he might've said, "Yeah bra, it's near Logan!"

 

[Avenger]

Did she at least score a free drink from the merkin?

We don’t do that in our family. She didn’t even know who he was until her friends told her.

 

[Gary Gutful]

A snippet of the conversation:

Dopey asks ‘What’s your background?’

Reply: ‘Serbian.’

Dopey: ‘You look Serbian.’

Reply: ‘You don’t even know where Serbia is, do you?’

Silence, just a stupid look.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

 

[hineyrulz]

A snippet of the conversation:

Dopey asks ‘What’s your background?’

Reply: ‘Serbian.’

Dopey: ‘You look Serbian.’

Reply: ‘You don’t even know where Serbia is, do you?’

Silence, just a stupid look.

lol

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Now that sunset gets 8 out 10 Eelos every day of the week.

 

[Eelogical]

Now that sunset gets 8 out 10 Eelos every day of the week.

Never overdo it with my ratings. I have standards.

 

[Eelogical]

If only I were Pricey. I would be able to have my shoulder pulled back in while scoring a try.

 

[hindy111]

This morning my daughter told me that they were approached by a a few footballers at a bar in Cronulla. I had to laugh because whilst Matt Moylan was doing his best with my daughter’s friend of all people another footballer asked my daughter out for dinner.

Drum roll.

Corey Norman.

Thankfully my daughter was less than impressed as he came across as sharp as two short planks.

Your meant to get me a date. You owe me.

 

[hindy111]

A snippet of the conversation:

Dopey asks ‘What’s your background?’

Reply: ‘Serbian.’

Dopey: ‘You look Serbian.’

Reply: ‘You don’t even know where Serbia is, do you?’

Silence, just a stupid look.

Do you know about Nikola Jokic? This guy could end up ear ing the most $$ of any Serbian sports star. His last contract was $147mill for 5yrs. He will be a free agent at age 28 and should get another bumper 3yr deal and then 3 or 4 yrs where he is still making 10 mill a season.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Never overdo it with my ratings. I have standards.

Well give it an hour and go look for yourself.

 

[Eelogical]

Well give it an hour and go look for yourself.

My house faces the south.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

My house faces the south.

Then I guess you get the NSW sunset so you've pretty much missed it.