Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Absolutely f**king disgraceful. My daughter posts on here ffs

 

[84 Baby]

Absolutely f**king disgraceful. My daughter posts on here ffs

That is disgraceful!
I’ve contacted DOCS

 

[84 Baby]

Can hear the conflict in the collective Channel 7 voice having to report a negative AFL story but with Eddie McGuire as it’s focus

 

[hindy111]

Absolutely f**king disgraceful. My daughter posts on here ffs

These are some of the hottest Parrot jokes on the market.

 

[Gary Gutful]

These are some of the hottest Parrot jokes on the market.

I’ve had better.

 

[hindy111]

I’ve had better.

Elton John loved parrots.
His favourite was a black cockatoo

 

[hindy111]

Absolutely f**king disgraceful. My daughter posts on here ffs

The lockdown is sending you loopy.
You need to calm down. Perhaps take some valium

 

[Gronk]

Eddie thinks he can clear up every f**k up by looking sincere and tossing out an apology.

 

[Twizzle]

my god he's a dumb f**k

says a lot about Collingwood how this racist moron has held down his job for so long

 

[hindy111]

What happended? Quick run down

 

[Gary Gutful]

What happended? Quick run down

He had a parrot on his left shoulder and then it moved to his right.

 

[hineyrulz]

He had a parrot on his left shoulder and then it moved to his right.

And then went on holidays and had a Pie, a Colington Pie.

 

[Gary Gutful]

And then went on holidays and had a Pie, a Colington Pie.

Hence the term, Eddie McF**kbag.

 

[Gronk]

Weird table huh ?

 

[strider]

took me a while to spot it

 

[hindy111]

I've just installed a ceiling fan in my kitchen/living area. I am sitting eating with a nice breeze blowing on my neck.

 

[Gary Gutful]

*Sack

 

[strider]

I've just installed a ceiling fan in my kitchen/living area. I am sitting eating with a nice breeze blowing on my neck.

I hope you dont have a parrot

 

[Gary Gutful]

I hope you dont have a parrot

He did have but it’s just been blown to Saint Marys.