Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Agree. I am a good cook and evasive like a German cockroach.

*aholic

 

[Gary Gutful]

Before I left, the mango had this to say to @hindy111

 

[strider]

Here have a mango that I just drove past. A sideways one because I can’t be f**ked switching it around.

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bullshit

you clearly stole this photo from @IFR33K

 

[Gary Gutful]

bullshit

you clearly stole this photo from @IFR33K

Yep. Drove past his hobby farm and stole all his olives.

 

[Gronk]

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[IFR33K]

Yep. Drove past his hobby farm and stole all his olives.

No need to steal them. Come take the fckers
For free

 

[hindy111]

@Gary Gutful I have some new mattresses for when people rent the place down the coast.
I'm still happy to give you a discount.

 

[strider]

@Gary Gutful I have some new mattresses for when people rent the place down the coast.
I'm still happy to give you a discount.

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a bit of black lighting would light those muthaf**kers up like the martin place xmas tree

 

[Gary Gutful]

@Gary Gutful I have some new mattresses for when people rent the place down the coast.
I'm still happy to give you a discount.

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Looks quality. PM sent.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Haven't heard from IALB lately but he sent this photo of him having dinner tonight.

 

[84 Baby]

Haven't heard from IALB lately but he sent this photo of him having dinner tonight.

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Is he the one on the right?

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gronk]

Was it windy at the northern beaches yesterday arvo ?

 

[strider]

lazy bloody life guards dicking around with their tampolines

 

[Noise]

That was right near my place. Carnage here yesterday. A poor girl died around the corner when wires fell on her and her friends are critical. Trees down everywhere and roofs off buildings

 

[parra pete]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's'

 

[Eelogical]

Merry Christmas, merkins. I'm getting in early before Mik does.

 

[Twizzle]

bah humbug, its not Christmas yet

 

[Eelogical]

bah humbug, its not Christmas yet

I can't help it if the swell was choppy or that you didn't land a mangrove jack.

 

[Gary Gutful]

*red snapper.