Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

I’ll admit I know a male midwife. Or male labor and delivery nurse as the correct term.
People are always concerned about how comfortable the women are to have a man grabbing into their junk. He says most women once labor kicks in do not give a f**k.
Plus he’s as gay as the ace of spades

That's quite an admission

 

[84 Baby]

That's quite an admission

Well after I basically called Pou a liar it seemed only right to come clean

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He once was trained to kill and now he is trained to save lives. He had a career change

Or he used to threaten brown people but now he threatens old people.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I’ll admit I know a male midwife. Or male labor and delivery nurse as the correct term.
People are always concerned about how comfortable the women are to have a man grabbing into their junk. He says most women once labor kicks in do not give a f**k.
Plus he’s as gay as the ace of spades

 

[hindy111]

Or he used to threaten brown people but now he threatens old people.

I knew a nurse. Anyhows she opens this suitcase and it was full of drugs she stole from hospital. I was going to report the germ. Apparently the easiest way to steal was to only give patience half the dose.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Wasn't she worried she'd get caught when they audited the patient's stools?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That reminds me of the time one of the guys in Bros threw up on stage.

 

[hindy111]

Wasn't she worried she'd get caught when they audited the patient's stools?

No idea. I only seen her 3 or 4 times and then she broke my heart. Along with another parting gift.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Plus he’s as gay as the ace of spades

 

[Poupou Escobar]

No idea. I only seen her 3 or 4 times and then she broke my heart. Along with another parting gift.

She stole half your lizards?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I prefer the front half.

 

[strider]

No idea. I only seen her 3 or 4 times and then she broke my heart. Along with another parting gift.

she stole your codryl cold n flu tablets?

 

[hindy111]

She stole half your lizards?

Gift = The act of giving someone something.

 

[strider]

Gift = The act of giving someone something.

she gave you a toaster? ... thats nice

 

[hindy111]

she gave you a toaster? ... thats nice

It burnt my toast

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Euphemisms all over the place.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

It burnt my toast

Apply jam and cream to affected area and consult a random nutter on the interwebs if symtoms persist.

 

[84 Baby]

Well Kyrgios is entertaining if nothing else