Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Suitman]

Thanks Suity. I talk out of my arse on a lot of issues, but this one is something I know a thing or two about.

You actually talk out of your arse on most issues and so many of your posts are shit, mainly because you don't take stuff too seriously. I get that. That's Gary!
Yet, when you are serious, you are one of the better posters on here.
I'm not sucking up. Just tellin' it how it is.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Dear Bartman

Pull your head in and learn the facts.

Regards
Meaghan

Not exactly a compelling or persuasive request Gary lol.

I’ll sleep on it then out of respect for you.

But if my conscience calls again, I can’t guarantee I can live a lie.

 

[Eelogical]

Thanks Suity. I talk out of my arse on a lot of issues, but this one is something I know a thing or two about.

So, what is the best side dish for grilled croc?

 

[Gary Gutful]

You actually talk out of your arse on most issues and so many of your posts are shit, mainly because you don't take stuff too seriously. I get that. That's Gary!
Yet, when you are serious, you are one of the better posters on here.
I'm not sucking up. Just tellin' it how it is.

I have to be serious most of the time in real life. I enjoy f**king around on here when I can, but I'll be the first to admit that I can overdo it at times.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So, what is the best side dish for grilled croc?

Fava beans.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I have to be serious most of the time in real life. I enjoy f**king around on here when I can, but I'll be the first to admit that I can overdo it at times.

Same.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Same.

All good Croc boy. I forgive you.

 

[the phantom menace]

Dear Bartman

Pull your head in and learn the facts.

Regards
Meaghan

Why is Meaghan Markle addressing my spiritual advisor?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Why is Meaghan Markle addressing my spiritual advisor?

F**k of merkin.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

It’s just us putting our human values on a croc.

We are much more dangerous than him folks.

You're the one putting human values on the croc. He was killed because he was dangerous, not because it was 'right', or that he deserved it. The only ones mourning him are humans. The other crocs don't give a f**k. They don't even know he's gone.

 

[the phantom menace]

Don't crocs eat each other if needed anyway?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You're the one putting human values on the croc. He was killed because he was dangerous, not because it was 'right', or that he deserved it. The only ones mourning him are humans. The other crocs don't give a f**k. They don't even know he's gone.

He wasn’t dangerous, he was just being a croc.

what’s the difference between a safe and a dangerous croc?

What’s he supposed to be doing, voluntary work for meals on wheels?

Should he be collecting flowers after funerals to provide to nuns visiting hospitals?


He probably didn’t think he was dangerous.

He didn’t knock on the wildlife officers door and suggest his own demise.


We killed him in cold blood and we have to own up to that error of judgment.

The way we treat our animal friends is reprehensible and shameful.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You're the one putting human values on the croc. He was killed because he was dangerous, not because it was 'right', or that he deserved it. The only ones mourning him are humans. The other crocs don't give a f**k. They don't even know he's gone.

 

[Suitman]

F**k of merkin.

It's funny because the forum pest posts a laugh emoji at your reply, yet has trouble understanding you were actually serious.

This is his 3rd (maybe even 4th) reincarnation after being banned at least twice previously under two previous names. I don't get why banned posters are allowed to rejoin and keep posting under a new pseudonym and continue to be allowed to be a f**kwit.
I suppose LU don't care tbh. They just love the hits.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Here is the deceased croc below:




He’s just trying to chill and we are all over him with lights, ropes and stuff hassling the shit of him.

Despite all our human crap, he looks about as dangerous and het up as a purring kitten.

I’ve met stick insects with angrier complexions.

source: abc

Someone ask him if he’s dangerous!

 

[the phantom menace]

It's funny because the forum pest posts a laugh emoji at your reply, yet has trouble understanding you were actually serious.

so many of your posts are shit, mainly because you don't take stuff too seriously. I get that.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

what’s the difference between a safe and a dangerous croc?

Location

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Here is the deceased croc below:


View attachment 70423

He’s just trying to chill and we are all over him with lights, ropes and stuff hassling the shit of him.

Despite all our human crap, he looks about as dangerous and het up as a purring kitten.

I’ve met stick insects with angrier complexions.

source: abc

Someone ask him if he’s dangerous!

Mate, he’s f**ken dead. He doesn’t care and neither should you. Were you mates? Is your life better or worse without him? Has he left you with a huge mortgage? It’s a f**ken reptile ffs

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Mate, he’s f**ken dead. He doesn’t care and neither should you. Were you mates? Is your life better or worse without him? Has he left you with a huge mortgage? It’s a f**ken reptile ffs

You said he was dangerous, I was just asking the panel the difference between a safe croc and a dangerous one?

And every single answer is going to be human- species centric.

And that’s my point.

We expect him to comply with human ideas of what’s safe and what’s not.

And for his horrific crime of being a crocodile, living his life, he got butchered.

He didn’t get a say as to what animal he was going to be and we didn’t even have trial process where the sanctity and value of his life and freedom of movement were able to be argued. No proper due process at all. No chance for an injunction or anything.

Summary execution to suit human leisure activities.

Carried out by people who are supposed to care about wildlife. I wouldn’t want them watching my back. That’s for sure.

Just doesn’t cut it for mine.

He wasn’t sick or in pain, there was no medical reason for his cruel and heartless end.

I can understand a person having to defend themselves from acute and proximate attack, but this was a couple of wildlife warrants and some sicko would-be gum tree cop pulling the trigger.

Id have handed in my badge before killing old mate.

How many zoos or wildlife parks etc did they call before killing him? An investigation is in order.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I doubt he ever thought about any of it, just like he never thought about any of the animals he killed. Did they deserve to die? The answer is it doesn’t matter. The crocodile knew that much. He would agree that his own death shouldn’t matter to anyone but him.