Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Don't go pulling your dick in the toilets like George Michael

You tell me that now FFS!

 

[Eelogical]

You tried coaching me on my golf swing but when you kept saying “hinge the wrists” I started to feel uncomfortable.

All I said was "can you just hit the f**king ball...ffs!"

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The golf equivalent of just get it done ffs

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You're not that special. I was going to buy him a few beers and coach him on his golf swing the last time I was in Cairns but the merkin has everybody blocked. No matter, it's probably for the best. I was going to get him to show me around the sites with him being a local of sorts but he would have dropped me off at Parramatta Park and told me the Eels were playing the Cowboys.

I’m glad I’m not the only one he holds in utter contempt for my very existence.

A few coldies on his own.

A man that enjoy his own company is a good thing.

 

[Eelogical]

I’m glad I’m not the only one he holds in utter contempt for my very existence.

A few coldies on his own.

A man that enjoy his own company is a good thing.

Do you think he's Albo?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Do you think he's Albo?

He does!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Little friend visits:



Gave him some Vietnamese roll to cheer him up.

 

[strider]

Little friend visits:

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Gave him some Vietnamese roll to cheer him up.

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There seem to be heaps of em around sydney at the moment.
No rain is bringing em back to the city.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

There seem to be heaps of em around sydney at the moment.
No rain is bringing em back to the city.

Yeah.

He hung about wanting more, so now of course I’m left hungry.

It’s bad luck to be unkind to them.

@Tigerm is a bird whisperer is something. He went interstate for a holiday, so did his local flock.

They sense his good karma lol.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Platypuses found in Sydney's Hills District for first time in 25 years

An ecologist says she's surprised the elusive monotremes are surviving so close to residents and urban development.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Gary Gutful]

Little friend visits:

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Gave him some Vietnamese roll to cheer him up.

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[The Silverdale Phantom]

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I would have but he kept laughing at me.

 

[hineyrulz]

Well if you merkins were powerful millionaires you could have your own birds like Hindy.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*little birds

 

[hindy111]

*little birds

That little merkin escaped from my cage with a bag of seeds.

 

[hineyrulz]

That little merkin escaped from my cage with a bag of seeds.

Analed by a little bird.

 

[hindy111]

Analed by a little bird.

That beak would cause damage

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

That beak would cause damage

Not to @Gary Gutful wark!

 

[hindy111]

Not to @Gary Gutful wark!

Gary would love the little bird experience.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Gary would love the little bird experience.

Gaz is in the Pelican territory.

The wests Tigers of ornithologists.

Anyway, If he’s not there already, I don’t want him to get the hate on me. He’s a formidable adversary.