Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Poupou Escobar]

That little merkin escaped from my cage with a bag of seeds.

*heroin

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

*heroin

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gary would love the little bird experience.

I've had better.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Awful band. Awful song.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Awful band. Awful song.

It’s called “art” Gary.

I hope your Brisbane meeting went well.

In the meantime, forumers who drive can stay erect with my full petrol tank.



Tomorrow night I’m catching up with a few used politicians. Grovel a bit and tell fibs about how great they were. I could introduce myself as their surprise bastard son! Just my luck to be invited after they’ve lost all their power.

A bit like meeting Hindmarsh, although I met him once and he was pretty friendly.

 

[parra pete]

This bloke loses both of his ears in an accident. The surgeon tells him that there are no human transplant ears available but they have a dog's ear and a pig's ear ready to transplant, so he agrees to the operation.
One month later, he goes back for a check up and the doc asks him how he is getting on with his new ears.
"Well, doctor,", the bloke says, "the dog ear is brilliant - I can hear for miles and no bastard ever talks behind my back - but with the pigs ear....I seem to be getting a lot of crackling in it."

 

[hindy111]

*heroin

It was a bag of seeds officer

 

[Avenger]

Been here since yesterday for work. I’ve tried to like it but I just can’t. Canberra is an awful joint. No wonder Ricky has to pay overs to get players here.

 

[TheRam]

Nothing like a sanctuary city is there? Alex Jones was right again.

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[Poupou Escobar]

Her problem is that she's just not wealthy enough for the good parts of San Francisco.

 

[Eelogical]

Nothing like a sanctuary city is there? Alex Jones was right again.

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It's like they let four tries in before realising there was an issue.

 

[Eelogical]

Her problem is that she's just not wealthy enough for the good parts of San Francisco.

But there's gentle people there with flowers in their hair.
Are you going to San Francisco?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If that's a euphemism the answer is yes.

 

[hindy111]

But there's gentle people there with flowers in their hair.
Are you going to San Francisco?

I love that song. Mckenzie sang it yeah?

 

[Eelogical]

I love that song. Mckenzie sang it yeah?

Barry? I don't think so.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

He couldn’t remember me lol.

 

[Bandwagon]

Who is that, Peter Beattie and Bob Carr's love child?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Who is that, Peter Beattie and Bob Carr's love child?

It’s Bob Carr at a book launch.

I never seem to make it to the Liberal ones. I don’t know many tbh.

Bob is doing well. He warned us not to hate Chinese and the quiet campaign for an impending war against the Peoples Republic of China seems to have too much traction in be press. That was interesting.


Btw The book was called “ @Gronky and the second coming”

 

[parra pete]

 

[Gary Gutful]

It’s called “art” Gary.

I've seen crocodiles shit better art than anything Everclear has produced.