Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

It would take a fair effort to lower the tone of this place. Sort of the Priest/Acne joke level

Still, I think we'd all like hearing it.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Q: What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

A: Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Q: What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

A: Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

Thanks Gary. I think we all enjoyed that. No harm done.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Oh wait... I just got it..

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh wait... I just got it..

The acne or the........

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The acne or the........

Why not have both?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I feel we can go lower TBH.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Challenge accepted.

 

[hineyrulz]

I feel we can go lower TBH.

Fanbase will help get us there.

 

[Twizzle]

Mammoth = 180m

I won a fancy schmacy Palm Meadows golf shirt at a corporate day for longest drive, 340 metres, and no, it wasn't wind assisted.

 

[hineyrulz]

Twiz = John Twiz Daly.

 

[Gary Gutful]

= Bullshit artist.

 

[Gronk]

Pfft. I drove more than 340m yesterday easy.

 

[Gronk]

Today Donald Trump pretended to drive a twuck. Broom broom.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Come on Gronk, we'd all do the same if the opportunity presented itself.

 

[Dibs]

If I was the Potus I wouldn't pretend I'd start it up and clunk into gear and drive off. Then grab it by the pussy

 

[Twizzle]

Twiz = John Twiz Daly.

I was just happy it landed on the fairway, about 100mm from the long stuff

I really dont play anywhere near enough to do it consistently

 

[Bazal]

I like golf, but I naturally play the same way I play cricket. It's all well and good until I start trying to play hook shots....

 

[strider]

Im cutting down a couple of reasonable sized trees in the backyard today .... so if it doesnt go well, its been nice knowing you all, hope you dont miss me too much

 

[Dibs]

I was just happy it landed on the fairway, about 100mm from the long stuff

I really dont play anywhere near enough to do it consistently

I consistently drive a golf ball 350 metres. Unfortunately it's about 200 straight and 150 to the right