Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Didn't you already do the Shane Bourne joke??

Listen, if they can have 85 different f**ken movies based on the same shit then surely I am able to do the same shit gag at least twice?[/QUOTE]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Im still not sure why they left out the first movie - Bourne on the 4th of July

I remember when Bruce Springsteen did the soundtrack for Bourne in the USA. Was that part of the marathon?

 

[strider]

At least f**kin quote post properly ffs

 

[strider]

I remember when Bruce Springsteen did the soundtrack for Bourne in the USA. Was that part of the marathon?

Yeah i saw that chick from Friends in it so it must of been on ... or maybe i just switched to 111 channel???

 

[Gary Gutful]

Id give her 2 ffs

Me too, but the first one would involve a ridiculous amount of pre-cum, leading to a disappointing premy.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah i saw that chick from Friends in it so it must of been on ... or maybe i just switched to 111 channel???

111 Channel mainly shows Gould naked, suggestively eating grapes. It's best not to watch it.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yeah i saw that chick from Friends in it so it must of been on ... or maybe i just switched to 111 channel???

I missed that. Did it have the bit where Bruce was pulling off a crowd while she was out of it?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

To the Mannah Bourne.

Couldn't be bothered making up a connection to the current discussion.

 

[Gary Gutful]

To the Mannah Bourne.

Couldn't be bothered making up a connection to the current discussion.

 

[Gary Gutful]

At least f**kin quote post properly ffs[/QUOTE
What the f**k are you on about?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I hear there's one in the works where he takes a shot at NRL glory, Bourne To Be Trialled.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I heard he's going into naughty movies. Hardcore Bourne.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I like the new horror movie - Children of the Bourne.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How about where he settles down and has kids, but there's something a bit creepy about them? Children of the Bourne

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I like the new horror movie - Children of the Bourne.

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Oh FFS, lol.

 

[Gronk]

Amazing that mad f**kers can go to kmart and buy an automatic weapon. Im guessing that the National Rifle Association will be instructing their President to condemn the violence and mourne dead, but say nothing about guns.

Maybe he will surprise us ?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The only other one I've got is The Bourne Mower Man

 

[Gary Gutful]

Oh FFS, lol.

Third time lucky?

 

[Bandwagon]

What about Bourne Again, where he wakes up part of an Abba cover band

 

[Poupou Escobar]

There was one that went straight to DVD. It was set during a three day sniper overwatch mission. Sti

Amazing that mad f**kers can go to kmart and buy an automatic weapon. Im guessing that the National Rifle Association will be instructing their President to condemn the violence and mourne dead, but say nothing about guns.

Maybe he will surprise us ?

Whenever one of these idiots goes mental with a knife or a van you can just see the anti-gun crowd seething. But hey! Time for you to celebrate.