Non Footy Chat Thread II

[ImTheMan]

That's Thursday done! You know what I always say about Thursday? That it's the day before Friday.

 

[Bazal]

I never thought about a budgie. Its like a small cockatoo

Or a very large finch

 

[ImTheMan]

I like Monday best. I get to see people for 5 days And tell them lies about my weekend.

Why not just be honest, 2girls1cup isn't that shameful

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You've never said that...apart from just then.

Well I'm constantly thinking it. I just assumed I'd say it out loud.

 

[Bazal]

Well I'm constantly thinking it. I just assumed I'd say it out loud.

Constantly? Even on, like, Mondays?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Maybe he's got the Alzheimers

I don't think so. I'm sure I'd remember if I had.

 

[hindy111]

Why not just be honest, 2girls1cup isn't that shameful

Sat on couch eating chips and a call from mum with takeaway chinese food on a Saturday night and 20 cups of tea. Most people find that boring.

 

[Bazal]

Sat on couch eating chips and a call from mum with takeaway chinese food on a Saturday night and 20 cups of tea. Most people find that boring.

20 cups? You must need to pee quite often

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Constantly? Even on, like, Mondays?

Sure. Better than thinking about it actually being Monday.

 

[Bazal]

Sure. Better than thinking about it actually being Monday.

I wouldn't know, I don't work Mondays so I quite enjoy them

 

[hindy111]

20 cups? You must need to pee quite often

I have an abnormally large bladder. I can hold more piss then an elephant.

 

[Bazal]

I have an abnormally large bladder. I can hold more piss then an elephant.

I used to be able to say that about myself. Different kind of piss, but

 

[Gary Gutful]

I have an abnormally large bladder. I can hold more piss then an elephant.

What do you do when an elephant comes through your window?

 

[Bazal]

What do you do when an elephant comes through your window?

Close your eyes and mouth?

 

[hindy111]

What do you do when an elephant comes through your window?

What?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

What do you do when an elephant comes through your window?

Take the morning after pill?

 

[84 Baby]

I have an abnormally large bladder. I can hold more piss then an elephant.

Lol. The difference between then and than. Actually it’s not as funny as it might have been in this case

 

[Gary Gutful]

What?

Swim.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well that movie was no Blades of Glory. Usually Owen Wilson movies are at least watchable.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Triggered cos I took aim at your hero ?

If you were a man of conviction, you would also take aim at all sexual predators. Rather than pick and choose based on political agendas.

Your turn Yogi. I suggest that you remind us all (again) how you are smarter than the average bear, that leftoids are not capable of independent thinking and how handsome you are.

How is Trump my hero? Because I don't like Clinton?

Do you have any proof that Trump is my hero? Can you quote me? Or is this just another false equivalency that the left love to make, where you get to decide what people think?

You can't help yourself, can you, Gronkipoo? The only thing you can do is be a cliche, isn't it?

Do you know about the real Trump-Epstein thing, yet? Little St. James? Do you know why Epstein lets people visit there? Why he REALLY lets people visit there? What EPSTEIN'S motivations are?

On he other hand, do you know about Trump's habits when socialising with Epstein's crowd in New York?

Does the latter make the former false? Or is the former real, and Trump just learned his lesson?

What's true, Gronkipoo? Or do you still not have a clue what I'm talking about, because you haven't been told to think about it by your Mockingbird masters, yet?