Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gronk]

That's because you're a braindead idiot who has every thought in his head put there by your Social Justice Warrior masters.

According to morons like you only white, cishetero, heterosexual males (the PATRIARCHY!!!) can be racists and every one of them is.

Oh, by the way...your Asian yelling at the chick in the burqa...? That's not racism. You see, Islam is not a race.

Another quaility post from a quality human being.

Have a nice day.

 

[Gronk]

John Alexander has just quit over S.44.

They should just call an election and start again.

Anyone who's parents were born OS need to front up to the electoral commission with proof that they are not a DC or they can't run. Stat Decs clearly are not enough to avoid dishonesty or stupidity.

 

[eels81236]

Personally I think that to qualify as a Mediterranean Descendant, your Mum, Nona, Baba etc or in my case MIL, must have one stage put doilies in the fridge or draped them over every piece of furniture.

I have seen it first hand. Cute really. Very house proud.

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Them some snow white eggs.

 

[Bazal]

Ellyse Perry. First international hundred. 213*. Fourth ever women's international double hundred, highest score ever by an Australian woman. What a knock

 

[Suitman]

Ellyse Perry. First international hundred. 213*. Fourth ever women's international double hundred, highest score ever by an Australian woman. What a knock

Her dad was my maths teacher at school. Also my geography teacher. Great cricketer himself. Played NSW State Colts. Taught me everything I ever knew about bowling.
Also........was a huge Eels fan (and probably still is) and a regular at the old Cumberland Oval and many away games in the 70's and 80's. Many of the older folk here would remember his old man (her grand father) being a brilliant swimming coach at Parramatta Pools.
The talent clearly runs in the family.
I have many fond memories of the Perry family going back 2 generations.

 

[84 Baby]

Ellyse Perry. First international hundred. 213*. Fourth ever women's international double hundred, highest score ever by an Australian woman. What a knock

Really impressive that she did it wearing an apron and batting with a feather duster. I assume dinner would have been a bit substandard though

 

[hindy111]

Anyone read on Damir Dokic.......

 

[Gronk]

If clothes lines were sold assembled, I would not be wanting 4 hours of my life back.

Bunnings should have a "designed by Ikea" warning label on the box.

FFS

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Beer update: it's not great. But it's drinkable.

I made beer!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Anyone read on Damir Dokic.......

Yep. What a shit stain.

 

[Suitman]

If clothes lines were sold assembled, I would not be wanting 4 hours of my life back.

Bunnings should have a "designed by Ikea" warning label on the box.

FFS

I'd love to see you bringing a fully assembled clothes line home from Bunnings in the back of the Range Rover. You wouldn't even have room for your sausage sandwich.

 

[Bazal]

I'd love to see you bringing a fully assembled clothes line home from Bunnings in the back of the Range Rover. You wouldn't even have room for your sausage sandwich.

Just tie it on the roof!

 

[Eelogical]

Beer update: it's not great. But it's drinkable.

I made beer!!

A tried and tested formula the Eels used in recent years gone by for selecting their top 25.

 

[Gronk]

I'd love to see you bringing a fully assembled clothes line home from Bunnings in the back of the Range Rover. You wouldn't even have room for your sausage sandwich.

Buy it in long box and when you get it home - phwoom - opens like a beach umbrella.

Couple of dynabolts and she's up in 15.

But no. It comes in 127 bits and a manual in chinglish.

FFS.

 

[Bandwagon]

Buy it in long box and when you get it home - phwoom - opens like a beach umbrella.

Couple of dynabolts and she's up in 15.

But no. It comes in 127 bits and a manual in chinglish.

FFS.

Last one I bought was a hills hoist, cement the socket in the ground with the pole, put the top on and fold out.

Drink beer and admire handiwork.

 

[Incorrect]

a manual in chinglish.

Racist...

 

[Gary Gutful]

I have a Range Rover.

I crushed the absolute merkin out of the area above the left hand side sun visor when trying to load in a sun lounge. I still don't even use the sun lounge but at least it looks good on the back patio next to the pool.

F**k I hate IKEA.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Did I mention that I am a massive dicknob?

 

[Bazal]

Did I mention that I am a massive dicknob?

I think it was implied...

 

[strider]

It was pretty much the assumption i had always jumped to