O.T. Bring it On... The New Qantas Emirates thread

[Quigs]

What policy changes in the 5 months since the this govt has been in have led to all these companies shunning australia as a place to manufacture ?

No excuses, no surprises, wezz open for business remember.

Crikey wezz been open for 6 monffs now.

No excuses no suprises.

 

[blacktip-reefy]

For a bloke that counts policies , you've all of a sudden become pharrked at it. Thjats what happens to unionists when they dont get their way. They dont work. Not like they ever did.

 

[blacktip-reefy]

What policy changes in the 5 months since the this govt has been in have led to all these companies shunning australia as a place to manufacture ?

 

[Quigs]

For a bloke that counts policies , you've all of a sudden become pharrked at it. Thjats what happens to unionists when they dont get their way. They dont work. Not like they ever did.

Thats why the good folk of Kevvies old seat didn't vote in that radical unionist / union organiser Bill Glasson - they went with the solicitor.

Six months in and it is going all pear shaped. Worse honeymoon period for a newly elected guvmint in arhhhhh ummmm well (lip smacks) history.

but we are in a period of no excuses, no surprises.

I've heard after Scottie blamed the Navy for making a big mistake not once but 6 times that he and the Rabbott have now called in the US Navy to assist with International Map Reading for all our warships and customs vessels.

They have just released a pic of the new four star navel commander that will now take over the top secret operation. No names have been released in keeping with Operation Soveriegn Bullshit.

 

[Surely]

Poor old quigs the lnp currently have the same policies as the last govt, because the alp and greens won't pass their policies in the senate.

So it looks like those mountains of alp/ green policies have well and truly f**ked the joint.

Python squeeze.

 

[Surely]

Thats why the good folk of Kevvies old seat didn't vote in that radical unionist / union organiser Bill Glasson - they went with the solicitor.

Six months in and it is going all pear shaped. Worse honeymoon period for a newly elected guvmint in arhhhhh ummmm well (lip smacks) history.

but we are in a period of no excuses, no surprises.

I've heard after Scottie blamed the Navy for making a big mistake not once but 6 times that he and the Rabbott have now called in the US Navy to assist with International Map Reading for all our warships and customs vessels.

They have just released a pic of the new four star navel commander that will now take over the top secret operation. No names have been released in keeping with Operation Soveriegn Bullshit.

Now there's a policy thats working, no boats for 60 days, courtesy of turnbacks that couldn't be done.

 

[Quigs]

Ohhhh so thats it.

I thought the ummmer, arrrhing lip smacking embarrassment was going to call for a double dissolution if he didn't get his way.

hmmmmmm well that's a surprise.

You know that the previous Guvmint had to negotiate with minor parties and independents to get their legislation passed through both houses....... of course you did.

Now I am not expecting excuses here but has the ummmer arrrhhhhhring imbecile got a healthy majority.

He waddled around threatening straight to a double dissolution... what happened ?

No balls I'd say. Maybe Uncle Rupert might have to give him some guidance.

 

[blacktip-reefy]

hed phuuccken romp it in any way. So what is your point? The slient majority of Australia are talking out the sie of their mouths about these phucckwittts on the left side of politics.
Every time Illegals or refugees get mentioned, it is one more vote for the coalition.
Every time a green shows their face, it is one more vote for the coalition.
Everytime Nate Myles Shorten game of thrones dwarf shows his head, one more vote for the coalition.
Romp it in with an even bigger majority. Like QLD.
More & more people becoming coalition & its grand.

Thanks Thommo!!
Thanks Rudd!!
Thanks Gillard!!!
Thanks Eddie!!
Thanks all all the halwitts like Quigs!!!

Thanks!!

 

[Quigs]

Speaking for everyone again hey Comrade. Youse are good at it.

But speaking of the naughty and hostile Senate. Things are not going to change in July either. So I guess in another five months the umming and arrrhhhring imbecile, Sureles and yourself will still be trying to blame the previous Guvmint.

Yeah sounds about right for a do nothing mob with No Plan A, B or C.

No excuses, no surprises.

He hasn't got the balls to go for a Double Dissolution Comrade Reefy, everyone knows it.

 

[Surely]

Speaking for everyone again hey Comrade. Youse are good at it.

But speaking of the naughty and hostile Senate. Things are not going to change in July either. So I guess in another five months the umming and arrrhhhring imbecile, Sureles and yourself will still be trying to blame the previous Guvmint.

Yeah sounds about right for a do nothing mob with No Plan A, B or C.

No excuses, no surprises.

He hasn't got the balls to go for a Double Dissolution Comrade Reefy, everyone knows it.

Neither did kev

 

[blacktip-reefy]

Well I hope u keep saying that quigs & you stay on course for your 100% incorrect value as a political commentator.
You know your stupider than a monkey. Even a monkey gets one right every now & then.
Here is an easy political question for a Lefty.
" the proportion of the global population living in extreme poverty has changed by how much in the last 20 years??"

 

[Frenzy.]

Here's one for all you politic lovers to get hard over

http://www.aph.gov.au/news_and_events/watch_parliament

 

[Quigs]

Here's one for all you politic lovers to get hard over

http://www.aph.gov.au/news_and_events/watch_parliament

What the farkkkk are you doing in here. Always trying to hijack a thread, that is all you ever do.

This one gives you the options

http://www.aph.gov.au/news_and_events/watch_parliament

 

[Frenzy.]

I'm a pirate. What do you expect me to do?

 

[coolumsharkie]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=615276025214898

hahaha

Shame!!!!

 

[blacktip-reefy]

"Just go & geta pharrkking job will you". Thats how you treat low life labor ktunts.

 

[Surely]

Obviously he has a point

tony access to medication needs to be improved, what are you gonna do about it, when are ya gonna look after the fruit loops of australia ?

 

[Quigs]

Quick quiz.... whose that dude?

I'll give youse a little hint. The lip smacking ummmer and arrrher embarrassment stated that he had never met him or knew him or even spoke to him or knew of his past.

It's a glass and a half I reckon.

 

[Surely]

I give up who is he ?

 

[Quigs]

So todays the big day where the Lil Irishman lets us know of his grand plans to improve the Flying Kangaroo.

I wonder how many workers will be liberated from their jobs thanks to his brilliant leadershit.

What's it going to be Sureles and Comrade Reefy. 2,000, 3,000, 5,000 ... the highest Ive heard is 6 grand of liberated workers.

As a mark of respect for the liberated workers I have heard that the Lil Irishman is planning to ground the entire fleet without notice (again) .... that'll work.

I blame the unions, the python thingy, the former guvmint, the illegal transferees, the drought and Air NZ because they just had a 40% profit rise.

(Do youse think the first Qantas jobs should go would be the upper management - just saying)