OT: Current Affairs and Politics

[Gronk]

It's funny as Gary's third ball, is what it is.

@Gary Gutful has a third testicle ?

 

[hindy111]

You'll have to moderate anyone who says cream pie.

You mean Gary

 

[Gary Gutful]

@Gary Gutful has a third testicle ?

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Gronk]

A fascinating fly on the wall insight into what they hand out to cabinet ministers.

 

[Twizzle]

that new marketing guy seems to be earning his commission

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yep. It never happened beforehand...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yep. It never happened beforehand...

I would take you seriously but I hear you're 50% more nuts than most men.

 

[Gary Gutful]

***UNOFFICIAL***

Wed 05 Feb 2020

Climate Change

• HJ is a valued contributor
• He is passionate, and granted extreme sometimes.
• Nonetheless the LU Party supports his right to express himself.

Dogs with Puffy Tails

• It is our party that removed tough legislation that made puffy tails illegal.
• Since that legislation there has been an 8% increase in puffy tails.
• Only the LU Party remains committed to puffy tails.

Keto

• The LU party plans to ban all carbs by the end of 2020
• Since we have come into power, potato consumption has reduced by 45%

 

[Gary Gutful]

I would take you seriously but I hear you're 50% more nuts than most men.

3/2 = 1.5

1.5 x 100 = 150

150 - 100 = 50

Yep, those numbers stack up.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Can we have a carbs trading scheme?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Can we have a carbs trading scheme?

***UNOFFICIAL***

04 Feb 2020

Carbs Trading Scheme

• The LU party tried to introduce such a scheme back in 2009.
• It would have passed if it wasn't for opposition leader, Chiefy1
• It is now ironic that the same opposition seems to want a carbs trading scheme.
• Mr Speaker, only under a LU party can carbs be truly eradicated.

 

[Bazal]

***UNOFFICIAL***

04 Feb 2020

Carbs Trading Scheme

• The LU party tried to introduce such a scheme back in 2009.
• It would have passed if it wasn't for opposition leader, Chiefy1
• It is now ironic that the same opposition seems to want a carbs trading scheme.
• Mr Speaker, only under a LU party can carbs be truly eradicated.

I think they recommend a topical ointment for carbs

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

***UNOFFICIAL***

04 Feb 2020

Carbs Trading Scheme

• The LU party tried to introduce such a scheme back in 2009.
• It would have passed if it wasn't for opposition leader, Chiefy1
• It is now ironic that the same opposition seems to want a carbs trading scheme.
• Mr Speaker, only under a LU party can carbs be truly eradicated.

I move that an amendment be made that all grape products be exempt from the ban on carbs to ensure that we don't all go bananas, which would be even worse carbs wise.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I move that an amendment be made that all grape products be exempt from the ban on carbs to ensure that we don't all go bananas, which would be even worse carbs wise.

Mr Speaker, I second the motion put forward by the slightly dishelved man hovering around the back exit with no pants on.

 

[hindy111]

13mins before HJ returns.
Morning HJ

 

[strider]

***UNOFFICIAL***

Wed 05 Feb 2020

Climate Change

• HJ is a valued contributor
• He is passionate, and granted extreme sometimes.
• Nonetheless the LU Party supports his right to express himself.

Dogs with Puffy Tails

• It is our party that removed tough legislation that made puffy tails illegal.
• Since that legislation there has been an 8% increase in puffy tails.
• Only the LU Party remains committed to puffy tails.

Keto

• The LU party plans to ban all carbs by the end of 2020
• Since we have come into power, potato consumption has reduced by 45%

Keto

• There are some within the party who dont wish to present a united front

IF ASKED

• Cauliflower is the answer to all problems

 

[strider]

13mins before HJ returns.
Morning HJ

I hear its going to rain ... climate change debunked ... Period!

 

[hindy111]

I hear its going to rain ... climate change debunked ... Period!

Your up early waiting.
HJ is getting an audience. A cult following.

 

[strider]

Your up early waiting.
HJ is getting an audience. A cult following.

Im always up this early ... i just dont dedicate the wee hours to climate change

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Bandy isn't relevant to my point mate. If you don't understand why providing a source is important, then perhaps you need to read more.

Anyway you and him continue the dance by all means. But source your shit.

I have sourced everything...eventually