OT: Current Affairs and Politics

[The Silverdale Phantom]

We can only hope that the monster who killed that beautiful young woman at North Parramatta recently, makes his own way to wheelie bin paradise.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I can't stand merkins who don't put stuff in the right bin.

 

[hindy111]

its bin night here ..... some merkin was banging around alot more than usual, so I had a look .... couldn't see - its dark and raining

Where you watching the garbage truck? Weirdo

 

[strider]

Where you watching the garbage truck? Weirdo

You can come and watch if you like

 

[Gronk]

You can come and watch if you like

I think I've seen that movie.

 

[hindy111]

You can come and watch if you like

Well I don't have anything better to do so why not

 

[strider]

Well I don't have anything better to do so why not

They still havent collected the yellow bin ... so there is still excitement to be had if you hurry

 

[hindy111]

They still havent collected the yellow bin ... so there is still excitement to be had if you hurry

I just finished work but the rains coming. I will bunker down and prepare

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Now the bosses are work are telling us we are about to be hacked by ruskies on purpose or as collateral damage.

They prattled on about things called a “pen and paper” and “stamps”

Im not a radical feminist tree f**king hippy flog, but well done scomo you f**king flip.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Ruskie Paratroopers hitting the streets now, so the bloodshed is going to ramp up significantly.

Just think of being a Ruskie parachuter, you gotta jump out into a war zone who knows, unless you are on the mark and fall into a safe zone, hundreds or thousands of people are roaming around, expecting you and want to kill you.

And it’s not very nice for the soldiers friends, loved ones kids and their parents. Also, they are not deploying all their military gear, so their soldiers are at the higher risk.

I’m pretty sure the Russian army is not too kind to pikers etc.

So for the Russian people as well, we need to end the war.

An honourable peace now.

Ukkie government into exile and the west can wait for the sanctions to work over time etc. Wait until the Russian people have had enough.

Once again, the Putin era is temporary.

My prediction is that the Russians will win militarily and the ukkie government will eventually have to flee. So no point in killing and maiming thousands along the way.

Six days of war and all we’ve managed to do with the Sabre rattling and posturing is get the Belorussians to change their constitution so as to invite Russian nukes into their soil. So more threat and potential death.

Western policy making so far has been knee jerk and a total abject failure. Putin hasn’t given up an inch.

All of the money heading to Europe for the war should be ploughed into the humanitarian causes.

We need long term strategic thinking, cool heads and a greater appreciation of life.

 

[Twizzle]

They still havent collected the yellow bin ... so there is still excitement to be had if you hurry

there are plenty floating down the Tweed River

 

[hindy111]

My contact in Kiev didn't seem that concerned which I found odd.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

My contact in Kiev didn't seem that concerned which I found odd.

Was your contact covered in bread crumbs and filled with melted butter? If so, he was probably more concerned that you were going to eat him

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

there are plenty floating down the Tweed River

True.

And an advisory from my home is reporting that the lights are flickering on and off attributable to the weather.

Of course when I get home, I’m going to let the kids know

“ We have ghosts in the roof”

To which I will receive the mighty kiddie middle finger.

If my dad had said the same thing to me, I’d be crashing in the mighty Cortina.

 

[strider]

I just finished work but the rains coming. I will bunker down and prepare

Yellow bin still uncollected - neighbours put their in the gutter, i reckon its a fair chance of getting washed away .... i will get a video for ya

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Yellow bin still uncollected - neighbours put their in the gutter, i reckon its a fair chance of getting washed away .... i will get a video for ya

Dark web stuff.

Be careful, the ruskies will out you and you will lose your job and family.

A bus ride to the Ukky embassy follows.

 

[hindy111]

Was your contact covered in bread crumbs and filled with melted butter? If so, he was probably more concerned that you were going to eat him

She just saw a rocket fly over her house and has fled to her Aunties where it is safer.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

She just saw a rocket fly over her house and has fled to her Aunties where it is safer.

Make sure you send her all our love and support.

My uncle who fought the Japanese, he hates war to this day.

No military stuff in his house, no photo of him and the lads up against a tank or with the natives.

Going home, lights are all gone and…it’s bin night!

I might need those night vision things to see if the neighbours bins are out.

Bumping into her would be good too!

“What a co-incidence” I will say as I try to hide the goggles down the front of my pants in vain.

I was hoping she was looking out for me, but unfortunately she reveals that Boris across the way is running late with his.

 

[Happy MEel]

They reckon their pies are better than ours and they invented pavlova, too. Is there nothing they can't do?

Pronounce their vowels properly

 

[Gary Gutful]

My contact in Kiev didn't seem that concerned which I found odd.

My Chicken Kiev was delicious.