OT: Current Affairs and Politics

[T.S Quint]

I haven't been with a women since March/April.
How dare you mock me

Perhaps you need to lower your standards.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Or the women need to lower theirs

 

[hindy111]

Mik reckons the problem is I'm too boring to be around for more then 20mins unless the other persons pissed.

 

[strider]

I haven't been with a women since March/April.
How dare you mock me

If you need a few tips about the ladies let me know

 

[Noise]

If you need a few tips about the ladies let me know

Tip 1 - ladies give even less of a shit about the Panthers than we do.

 

[hindy111]

If you need a few tips about the ladies let me know

Ok give me 3 of your best tips.

 

[strider]

Ok give me 3 of your best tips.

Avoid the ones with adams apples
Avoid the ones with big hands
Avoid the ones with dicks

 

[Bandwagon]

Avoid the ones with adams apples
Avoid the ones with big hands
Avoid the ones with dicks

And skinny bitches with no gap between the legs at the groin.

Unless of course you don't mind surprises.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Ok give me 3 of your best tips.

1. Don't be yourself.

 

[hindy111]

1. Don't be yourself.

Should I pretend I'm Mik?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Only if it works

 

[T.S Quint]

Should I pretend I'm Mik?

Pretend that you’re Chris Hemsworth.
Chicks seem to like him quite a bit.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I pretend I have bitcoin.

 

[Bandwagon]

I pretend I have an incredibly large penis

Second dates are over rated anyways.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Ok give me 3 of your best tips.

1. Turn your pockets inside out, open your fly and welcome your date with 'Ready for a big game Safari?'
2. Spend plenty of the first date playing hard to get, constantly ask them whether they have any friends who are really keen and go like the clappers. Fair chance either way.
3. Be nice to them.

 

[Bazal]

1. Turn your pockets inside out, open your fly and welcome your date with 'Ready for a big game Safari?'
2. Spend plenty of the first date playing hard to get, constantly ask them whether they have any friends who are really keen and go like the clappers. Fair chance either way.
3. Be nice to them.

f**k, man, 3 is a bit out there...you reckon it'll work?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Create opportunities to show off your skills. If your only skill is taking a punch, make sure you constantly pick fights with merkins. She will love it.

 

[hindy111]

Create opportunities to show off your skills. If your only skill is taking a punch, make sure you constantly pick fights with merkins. She will love it.

I can cook a good boiled egg.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I can cook a good boiled egg.

If you say it is free range you are guaranteed to get your balls licked.

 

[84 Baby]

If you say it is free range you are guaranteed to get your balls licked.

Ask “Which came first? The chicken or the egg?”
The answer - “Me. On your eggs.”


“The ones you’re eating”