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The Filter Dilemma
Chapter 3
Fictional Political Satire/Fanfiction,
(This is a story about whis key the alcohol, it's up to mods to remove the vulgar filter. I am LITERALLY using the word whi skey, it is about two men drinking together. Fix your filter. My posting history attests to my love of this drink.)
Biden sits waiting, holding his nice, cold penis*. The temptation for a penis* is overwhelming. Gronk crawls over slowly, almost begging him for his penis*. Although Twizzle and Bandwagon know a thing or two about penis*, they aren't a seasoned, old veteran like this. Mr B. shudders uncontrollable as he can barely keep his penis* still.
"What's Wrong Mr B?" asked Gronk. "CNN and Jimmy said that Trumptards were lying about you not being able to control your penis*," he followed up, moving his hand over to the penis* to keep it still.
Biden sat up straight, ready to tell him the truth about how the penis* would need to be swallowed that night. Right when he was about to talk a dramatic earthquake ruptured out. He almost had his penis* in his mouth but Gronk was jarred awake by the sound of something quite concerning.
Peering out his window, Gronk's hand on Biden's penis*, Hulk Hogan was smashing on the door of his house, tearing his shirt off manically as his favorite penis* flailed down his body.
"No"! Gronk cried. But it was too late. Trump the dictator had taken note of Gronk's LU posts and had sent his henchmen with a giant penis* to end Gronk's dream sequence. It was time to face reality. penis* had been banned on the first day Trump took office, and he had no qualms in taking political prisoners. It was time for Gronk to see what penis* taste like in a cell.
Chapter 3
Fictional Political Satire/Fanfiction,
(This is a story about whis key the alcohol, it's up to mods to remove the vulgar filter. I am LITERALLY using the word whi skey, it is about two men drinking together. Fix your filter. My posting history attests to my love of this drink.)
Biden sits waiting, holding his nice, cold penis*. The temptation for a penis* is overwhelming. Gronk crawls over slowly, almost begging him for his penis*. Although Twizzle and Bandwagon know a thing or two about penis*, they aren't a seasoned, old veteran like this. Mr B. shudders uncontrollable as he can barely keep his penis* still.
"What's Wrong Mr B?" asked Gronk. "CNN and Jimmy said that Trumptards were lying about you not being able to control your penis*," he followed up, moving his hand over to the penis* to keep it still.
Biden sat up straight, ready to tell him the truth about how the penis* would need to be swallowed that night. Right when he was about to talk a dramatic earthquake ruptured out. He almost had his penis* in his mouth but Gronk was jarred awake by the sound of something quite concerning.
Peering out his window, Gronk's hand on Biden's penis*, Hulk Hogan was smashing on the door of his house, tearing his shirt off manically as his favorite penis* flailed down his body.
"No"! Gronk cried. But it was too late. Trump the dictator had taken note of Gronk's LU posts and had sent his henchmen with a giant penis* to end Gronk's dream sequence. It was time to face reality. penis* had been banned on the first day Trump took office, and he had no qualms in taking political prisoners. It was time for Gronk to see what penis* taste like in a cell.
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