Corkie292
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A guy walks into a Pub & sits at the bar waiting to be served. There isn't a barman, barmaid or anyone for that matter in sight. Suddenly after about a minute he hears a voice "Nice Tie mate". He looks around to see where the voice came from & can't see anyone. Then he hears the voice again "I really like your shirt too !" Again he looks around & can see no-one. He then hears "And that hair style really suits you". After about ten minutes a barman turns up & the guy orders a beer. He says to the barman "Mate I've been sitting here 10 minutes and you're the first person who's turned up" But I've been hearing this voice saying "Nice Tie mate, Nice Shirt mate & Nice Hairstyle mate" The barman points to a bowl on the bar and says "That'd be the nuts mate, they're complimentary !"