Yeah, just seen the footage. He was clearly paralytic, but it wasn't like he tried to genuinely f**k it (which is what the reports made it sound like). Still stupid beyond belief though... you've got a public media profile dickhead! What the f**k do you think is going to happen if you carry on like that?
Perfect example right there of why you don't get tiny fluffy little cat-dogs though. What the f**k kind of shit guard dog was that? Get yourself a real dog FFS woman. If that was my girlfriend, her dog (an English Bull Terrier) would have ended Pearce's season for entirely separate reasons.
But yeah, massive dickhead - he's another Carney.