Penalty Magnets

[nick87]

Really surprised that fensom isn't higher.

 

[gronkathon]

The Darcy "Mad merkin" Lussick Merit Award for Meatheadedness

 

[Canard]

Mad Bastard Tally after Round 5, and we have a new leader!

Tariq Sims charged to the lead conceding an impressive 3 penalties last night.

7 Penalties conceded: Tariq Sims

6 Penalties conceded: Josh Reynolds, Jarryd Hayne, Beau Scott, Jared Waerea-Hargreaves, Sam Burgess, Aaron Woods, James Gavet, Nate Myles

5 Penalties conceded: Josh McGuire, Andrew McCullough, Michael Ennis, Mitch Rein, Manu Ma'u, Joseph Paulo, Joey Leilua, Kurt Gidley, Lewis Brown, Adam Docker, Jack Wighton, Mitchell Pearce, Jake Friend, Wade Graham, Ashley Harrison, Greg Bird, Jayson Bukuya, Nathan Friend

Big Movers: Tariq Sims 3, Adam Docker 3, Justin O'Neill 3.

Tariq will probably get suspended also for his late hit. Clearly in a competition with his brother. Maybe all three Sims will be the highest penalised brothers in NRL history.

Not all penalties are created equal of course, for example kicking it out on the full doesn't qualify you as a "Mad Bastard"!

 

[madunit]

Here's a ladder for teams regarding Penalty counts

Team - W - D - L - For - Against - Pts - Penalties Difference
CAN - 4 - 1 - 0 - 47 - 31 - 9 - +16
SOU - 4 - 1 - 0 - 52 - 38 - 9 - +14
MEL - 3 - 2 - 0 - 51 - 8 - 41 - +10
MAN - 3 - 0 - 2 - 47 - 33 - 6 - +14
NQL - 3 - 0 - 2 - 38 - 33 - 6 - +5
BRI - 3 - 0 - 2 - 34 - 31 - 6 - +3
STI - 2 - 2 - 1 - 31 - 31 - 6 - 0
NEW - 3 - 0 - 2 - 32 - 41 - 6 - -9
CRO - 2 - 1 - 2 - 36 - 36 - 5 - 0
PEN - 2 - 0 - 3 - 35 - 33 - 4 - +2
WAR - 1 - 2 - 2 - 33 - 38 - 4 - -5
SYD - 2 - 0 - 3 - 29 - 44 - 4 - -15
GCT - 1 - 1 - 3 - 40 - 47 - 3 - -7
WST - 1 - 0 - 4 - 36 - 41 - 2 - -5
CBY - 0 - 1 - 4 - 32 - 40 - 1 - -8
PAR - 0 - 1 - 4 - 31 - 46 - 1 - -15

 

[madunit]

Tariq will probably get suspended also for his late hit. Clearly in a competition with his brother. Maybe all three Sims will be the highest penalised brothers in NRL history.

Not all penalties are created equal of course, for example kicking it out on the full doesn't qualify you as a "Mad Bastard"!

does make you a dumb bastard though and in ancient times, dumb people were considered as mad

an almost specious link no doubt, but a link all the same :lol:

 

[ek999]

Tariq will probably get suspended also for his late hit. Clearly in a competition with his brother. Maybe all three Sims will be the highest penalised brothers in NRL history.

Not all penalties are created equal of course, for example kicking it out on the full doesn't qualify you as a "Mad Bastard"!

It does make you a dumb merkin though

 

[Matchball]

Doesn't a bastard need to be fatherless to be considered a bastard?
I'm guessing they get penalised so much due to absent father figure in their lives.

 

[madunit]

and the divers are players who have overbearing mothers in their lives.

 

[madunit]

Round 6 Mad Bastard Award Leaderboard

A stellar week for the early leader Aaron Woods and the favourite Michael Ennis, both conceding 3 penalties each. James Maloney was the only other player to equal this stellar effort.

9 Penalties Conceded: Aaron Woods
8 Penalties Conceded: Michael Ennis, Beau Scott
7 Penalties Conceded: Tariq Sims, Mitch Rein, Joey Leilua, Sam Burgess
6 Penalties Conceded: Josh McGuire, Corey Parker, Josh Reynolds, Jarryd Hayne, Adam Docker, James Segeyaro, Jared Warea-Hargreaves, James Gavet, Nate Myles, Ashley Harrison, Nathan Friend

And the Penalties Ladder:
CAN 5W 1D 0L +20 - 11PTS
MEL 4W 2D 0L +11 - 10PTS
SOU 4W 1D 1L +12 - 9PTS - Suffered their first loss this past week
NQL 3W 1D 2L +5 - 7PTS
BRI 3W 1D 2L +3 - 7PTS
CRO 3W 1D 2L +3 - 7PTS
MAN 3W 0D 3L +11 - 6PTS
PEN 3W 0D 3L +4 - 6PTS

SGI 2W 2D 2L -1 - 6PTS
WAR 2W 2D 2L -3 - 6PTS
NEW 3W 0D 3L -13 - 6PTS
GCT 1W 2D 3L -7 - 4PTS
SYD 2W 0D 4L -19 - 4PTS
WST 1W 1D 4L -5 - 3PTS
PAR 1W 1D 4L -11 - 3PTS - They got their first win this past weekend
CBY 0W 1D 5L -10 - 1PT

 

[madunit]

Most Penalties received (Teams)
Souths 61
Melbourne 59
Canberra 57
Manly 51
Cowboys, Titans, Penrith 46
Tigers 44

Least penalties Conceded
Canberra, Brisbane 37
Dragons 39
Manly, Cronulla 40
Cowboys 41
Penrith, Warriors 42

Most Penalties conceded
Titans 53
Roosters 52
Newcastle 51
Parramatta 50
Tigers, Souths 49
Melbourne 48
Bulldogs 46

Least Penalties received
Roosters 33
Bulldogs 36
Newcastle, Dragons 38
Parramatta, Warriors 39
Brisbane 40
Cronulla 43

 

[Spot On]

MU,

Is it too much to ask for a breakdown of what Woods is being penalised for??? Is it in the ruck, hand on ball, holding down, high shots etc or off side????

I'm interested to know. Perhaps a Tigers fan could give an insight into this??

 

[tumbidragon]

Round 6 Mad Bastard Award Leaderboard

A stellar week for the early leader Aaron Woods and the favourite Michael Ennis, both conceding 3 penalties each. James Maloney was the only other player to equal this stellar effort.

9 Penalties Conceded: Aaron Woods
8 Penalties Conceded: Michael Ennis, Beau Scott
7 Penalties Conceded: Tariq Sims, Mitch Rein, Joey Leilua, Sam Burgess
6 Penalties Conceded: Josh McGuire, Corey Parker, Josh Reynolds, Jarryd Hayne, Adam Docker, James Segeyaro, Jared Warea-Hargreaves, James Gavet, Nate Myles, Ashley Harrison, Nathan Friend

And the Penalties Ladder:
CAN 5W 1D 0L +20 - 11PTS
MEL 4W 2D 0L +11 - 10PTS
SOU 4W 1D 1L +12 - 9PTS - Suffered their first loss this past week
NQL 3W 1D 2L +5 - 7PTS
BRI 3W 1D 2L +3 - 7PTS
CRO 3W 1D 2L +3 - 7PTS
MAN 3W 0D 3L +11 - 6PTS
PEN 3W 0D 3L +4 - 6PTS

SGI 2W 2D 2L -1 - 6PTS
WAR 2W 2D 2L -3 - 6PTS
NEW 3W 0D 3L -13 - 6PTS
GCT 1W 2D 3L -7 - 4PTS
SYD 2W 0D 4L -19 - 4PTS
WST 1W 1D 4L -5 - 3PTS
PAR 1W 1D 4L -11 - 3PTS - They got their first win this past weekend
CBY 0W 1D 5L -10 - 1PT

But, but souffs never win a penalty count! The refs always have it in for them...

 

[Twatface Magee]

Does the player who receives the most penalties at the end of the year receive the Jason Ryles Award?

 

[bileduct]

Awww yeah, we're winning something!

 

[Johns Magic]

Raiders getting a free ride from the refs as usual

 

[Twatface Magee]

Raiders getting a free ride from the refs as usual

Where's Skeepe?

 

[madunit]

MU,

Is it too much to ask for a breakdown of what Woods is being penalised for??? Is it in the ruck, hand on ball, holding down, high shots etc or off side????

I'm interested to know. Perhaps a Tigers fan could give an insight into this??

sadly, it is too much to ask. Those stats aren't being recorded.

 

[MacDougall]

Woods gets penalised for being offsite a lot. Those penalties that get blown as soon as the play the ball happens are generally because of him. You'll hear the refs calling him out all game. He plays in front of the line most of the game when he knows he isn't being watched.

His other infractions would be one random penalty he was placed on report for in the Souths game where nothing actually happened at all and he didn't do anything and a couple of times where he got caught up in the ruck and got pinged for being too slow. I also think I may remember one accidental head high tackle in the Souths game too.

If I had to break it down (don't quote me).

4 offside
3 too slow getting off the tackled player
1 high tackle
1 mystery infringement that the ref made up to penalise him

 

[Spot On]

Thanks Mac.

It would be nice if he could get that out of his game before Origin 1 or he'll be crucified.

 

[madunit]

Round 7 Mad Bastard Medal

10 Penalties Conceded: James Segeyaro, Aaron Woods
9 Penalties Conceded: Michael Ennis, Mitch Rein
8 Penalties Conceded: Josh McGuire, Corey Parker, Dale Finucane, Beau Scott, Joey Leilua, Sam Burgess
7 Penalties Conceded: Tariq Sims, Jarryd Hayne, Adam Docker, Ashley Harrison, Nathan Friend

Penalties ladder
MEL 5W 2D 0L +12 - 12 Pts
CAN 5W 1D 1L +17 - 11 Pts
SOU 5W 1D 1L +14 - 11 Pts
CRO 4W 1D 2L +7 - 9 Pts
MAN 4W 0D 3L +12 - 8 Pts
SGI 3W 2D 2L +3 - 8 Pts
NEW 4W 0D 3L -9 - 8 Pts
NQL 3W 1D 3L +4 - 7 Pts

BRI 3W 1D 3L -1 - 7 Pts
PEN 3W 0D 4L +3 - 6 Pts
GCT 2W 2D 3L -6 - 6 Pts
WAR 2W 2D 3L -7 - 6 Pts
WST 2W 1D 4L -2 - 5 Pts
SYD 2W 0D 5L -23 - 4 Pts
PAR 1W 1D 5L -14 - 3 Pts
CBY 0W 1D 5L -10 - 1 Pt

Most Penalties Received: Canberra, Souths (70), Melbourne (66), Gold Coast (57), Penrith (56), Manly (55)
Least penlties Received: Sydney (35), Canterbury (36), Parramatta (43), Brisbane, Warriors (44), Newcastle (46)
Most Penalties Conceded: Gold Coast (63), Sydney (58), Parramatta (57), Souths (56), Newcastle (55), Melbourne (54)
Least Penalties Conceded: Cronulla (42), Manly (43), St.George-Illawarra (44), Brisbane, North Queensland (45), Canterbury (46)

Canterbury are the only team yet to win a penalty count
Melbourne are the only team yet to lose a penalty count