Pet hates in gyms

[Joker's Wild]

Haha tap out!! Saw heaps of it on the gold coast but none if it in Perth. This is off topic but some sayings or quotes on shirts r funny, saw one in the gym which said "cheat on your girlfriends not on your workout" "wanna see my snatch?"

http://www.gymmotivationtees.com/

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I reckon a "Lift don't talk" shirt/singlet would be good.

 

[GuardDog]

CafePress.com has some cool funny shirts.I got mine a couple of years back;
1 See Dick Train
2 See Dick Train Chest and arms everyday
3 Don't be a chicken legged Dick

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"Hair Gel makes sweat sting"

 

[Joker's Wild]

I reckon a "Lift don't talk" shirt/singlet would be good.

 

[T.T]

i hate the kents who load up the bench press then proceed to lower the bar 1 inch and push it back up..

 

[Walt Flanigan]

This was a new one for me this morning.

Two muppets brought their own iPod dock into the gym and decided to crank it while they worked out. There was already sh*t music playing over the loud-speakers. F*cking tards.

 

[Big Mick]

My pet hate is overhearing the guy who yells when he lifts weights.

"UUURGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

All I ever think is "If you are straining like that bro...you are lifting too heavy and doing more harm than good"

"That's a clown move bro"

 

[Pete Cash]

Fancy lifting heavy weights in the gym.

 

[gypsy]

My pet hate is overhearing the guy who yells when he lifts weights.

"UUURGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

All I ever think is "If you are straining like that bro...you are lifting too heavy and doing more harm than good"

"That's a clown move bro"

If you aren't straining, you're wasting your time. Go hard or go home.

 

[shaggs]

I went to a gym on way home from work on Friday at about 4pm. Not my usual gym.

As I should have expected it was filled with the chest and bi's crew, getting pumped for a night out.
They were dressed like douches, flexed their abs like douches, but most importantly the cries of all you bro, all you, whilst being spotted by three guys rang out. Mate, if you need three guys to help u move the weight your doing it wrong.

Wankers.

 

[GuardDog]

I went to a gym on way home from work on Friday at about 4pm. Not my usual gym.

As I should have expected it was filled with the chest and bi's crew, getting pumped for a night out.
They were dressed like douches, flexed their abs like douches, but most importantly the cries of all you bro, all you, whilst being spotted by three guys rang out. Mate, if you need three guys to help u move the weight your doing it wrong.

Wankers.

i could never understand that theory,the muscle pump will be gone by the time they get home and as you say....w@nkers

 

[Thomas]

I went to a gym on way home from work on Friday at about 4pm. Not my usual gym.

As I should have expected it was filled with the chest and bi's crew, getting pumped for a night out.
They were dressed like douches, flexed their abs like douches, but most importantly the cries of all you bro, all you, whilst being spotted by three guys rang out. Mate, if you need three guys to help u move the weight your doing it wrong.

Wankers.

There's a bunch of guys at my gym just like that. Spotting each other as they do bicep curls. They have great hair though.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Was a guy at the gym today wearing a beanie, was really gay..

 

[VodafoneWarriors1995]

Saw a 16-year-old guy at the gym yesterday take three tablets at once. Out of curiosity, I asked what he took and he told me creatine. I wonder if he's still alive.

 

[Pete Cash]

Well its not going to kill him but he might as well be pouring his money down the sink. The vast, vast, vast majority of that he is just going to piss out his body.

 

[dogslife]

That f**kwit who spends 3 hours at the gym at a time giving everyone advice that they really shouldn't listen to

 

[Walt Flanigan]

Just people who are too lazy to put weights away when they're done. Seriously how hard is it?

 

[Gregbyday]

A couple of guys this morning set up circuit training, useing every corner of the gym and takeing up benches, squat racks etc.. you know all the equipment that is most sort after. Then start yelling start.... stop, across the gym and running around the gym. I mean really in a 24hr city gym with limitted stuff, you just can’t hog it all for 1/2 hour.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Just people who are too lazy to put weights away when they're done. Seriously how hard is it?

At the gym I go to any weight left on equipment is chained up inside a cordoned off area. After 3 weeks there was more weights chained off then there was available for use. Just goes to show, no matter what you do there will always be lazy f**ktards who ruin it for everyone.

This is a Defence Force gym, this would never happen at a public gym.