Petty things that give you the shits…

[Cheese sandwich]

The new labour government wanting to increase the number of politicans.
WTF.
Federal, State & Local - get rid of one of them

I work in Local, getting very top heavy at all levels.

 

[Quigs]

The fkwits that live in the street behind that seem to burn all kinds of foul smelling shit every weekend. There's actual clouds of black smoke that smells like plastic at the moment.

Well why the f**k did you build so close to a crematorium?

 

[Frenzy.]

Raptors drivers

AARRGGGHHHHHHHH

Raptors, RAMs, Hi Lux etc

Anything which is a bastardisation of the traditional Aussie ute into an Americanised style truck seem to have a high percantage of flog drivers. Worse than cabbies even.

 

[Frenzy.]

Got a follow up with Dermatologist only to realise I have to get another referral as my original referral has expired - over 12
Months old. It’s red tape like that which is infuriating.

That ties into government as well. The referrals are for Medicare billing or else you pay full freight. Pain in the arse, yes, but we'd hate it more without it.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Well why the f**k did you build so close to a crematorium?

Must be all the old bats that were pumped up with botox and fake tits

 

[Frenzy.]

Must be all the old bats that were pumped up with botox and fake tits

Aren't they removed and sold to third world countries. Like old joint replacements used to be.

 

[Frenzy.]

When coaches play snorkels who bear the superstar tag just because they do bear that tag and they are only 3 thirds fit. Stuffs up me Supercoach side.

 

[Quigs]

When you turn the hose on to your smallish front yard fishpond at 6.45am on Sunday morning and at 5pm that same evening you realise that you didn't turn the far can tap off.

 

[Frenzy.]

When you turn the hose on to your smallish front yard fishpond at 6.45am on Sunday morning and at 5pm that same evening you realise that you didn't turn the far can tap off.

Any fish left?

 

[Quigs]

Prior to the flood I had three decent sized Goldies enjoying themselves in that pond but alas I suspect that the local Kookas cleaned them out along with about 30 in my larger pond.

I've still got the million guppies enjoying their swims in both ponds.

I have a shit load of weed and lillies growing so there is no problem with chlorine etc.

 

[Frenzy.]

Prior to the flood I had three decent sized Goldies enjoying themselves in that pond but alas I suspect that the local Kookas cleaned them out along with about 30 in my larger pond.

I've still got the million guppies enjoying their swims in both ponds.

I have a shit load of weed and lillies growing so there is no problem with chlorine etc.

Non flood related losses?

 

[Frenzy.]

An unusual petty hate I have is the fact that as a rugby league addict I WILL watch the Anzac Day games when I don't even agree they should be on. Gives me FOMO

 

[Cheese sandwich]

@Quigs my old girl lives next door to a 92 y.o woman who has dementia and forgets to turn the tap off in the front yard at least once a week and it floods the old girls yard hahaha. It makes her furious.

 

[Frenzy.]

 

[Cheese sandwich]

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You need several science degrees to use those horrible things

 

[Frenzy.]

You need several science degrees to use those horrible things

Have to agree. I've bought several versions over the years and don't use any of them because not a single one came with any instructions and be fekked if I can get them working

 

[Quigs]

Is it against the law to shoot kookaburra's? Asking for a friend.

(psssst I know a bloke that disposed of a scrub turkey that was about to take up residence in a place where he was not welcomed)

 

[Frenzy.]

Is it against the law to shoot kookaburra's? Asking for a friend.

(psssst I know a bloke that disposed of a scrub turkey that was about to take up residence in a place where he was not welcomed)

Tell that fella asking Kookaburras are a native species of Australia, and they are protected by the Australian Biodiversity Conservation Act 2016.

But, if there are no pictures..................

 

[Frenzy.]

Is it against the law to shoot kookaburra's? Asking for a friend.

(psssst I know a bloke that disposed of a scrub turkey that was about to take up residence in a place where he was not welcomed)

BTW I have a recipe for a very nice Kurried Kookaburra

 

[Mojo]

Tell that fella asking Kookaburras are a native species of Australia, and they are protected by the Australian Biodiversity Conservation Act 2016.

But, if there are no pictures..................