**Prediction** Hayne will return to the Eels and win a premiership

[Swiftstylez]

*Trigger warning*: This is emotional.

Having correctly predicted the 8 wins in a row prior to them occuring in 2009, I bring you a fearless prediction for our future. Whilst Gutherson is performing admirably in the halves this year, the one who single-handedly made the eels relevent for a few weeks in the entirity of a decade will return. Once among friends back where he belongs he will no longer feel maligned and return to his best.

There is beauty in someone pursuing their dreams and Hayne had a dramatic influence on me at the time, even to today where I realise it was all part of his greater plan. I welcome you with open arms after the Titans realise their problems lie deeper than with you. You managed to avoid the Eels darkest hour last year and play in the NFL when no one said you would play a single minute. There was clearly a greater plan for you.

I believe you will do what is right for you Hayne. Thank you for the memories regardless.

 

[bortman]

You are an idiot OP! Are you his mum?

The bloke is a hack who doesn't care about anything except himself! All he cares about is social media! He's a disgraceful human being, the Eels wouldn't be as stupid as you obviously are. Bringing back Jarryd Hayne would kill Parramatta as a club. Every single player in the NRL thinks he's a total wanker and they won't play with him. He's a sulky, pathetic douchebag and every other player will leave and we'll be replaced by the Bears, all because of Jarryd f**king Hayne AKA the worst thing to ever come out of the NRL

 

[bartman]

 

[Swiftstylez]

I take it you started following the eels recently or easily forget how he got us to a Grand Final in a totally average team. Armchair critics disgust me. Live your life and stop putting down other people that achieve things. I'm pretty sure he is friends with most of the team, apart from that, look at the way the way the Eels treated Peats. The eels are not the sanctity of morals and in a position to reject a player or his caliber.

 

[bortman]

Hey look, it's Jarryd Hayne!

A sock puppet to his own ego!

 

[phantom eel]

Anyone else think Hiney has been quiet tonight...?

 

[Swiftstylez]

Hey look, it's Jarryd Hayne!

A sock puppet to his own ego!

Post a picture of yourself from the waist up. Lets see how successful you are.

 

[Bazal]

Jeez this thread is going places....Swifty and a random alt. Enthralling

 

[bortman]

Post a picture of yourself from the waist up. Lets see how successful you are.

That's me celebrating kicking a germ from Cabramatta in the head with a huge drinking sesh at the park

I bet you look like Glenn Lazarus ate George Rose you worthless Hayne loving piece of shit!

 

[Swiftstylez]

Fake news! What a miserable existance haters live these days. Sad!

 

[bortman]

Fake news! What a miserable existance haters live these days. Sad!

Makes sense that you're a Trump fan you miserable Hayne blowing lard!

Jarryd Hayne is faker than fake news! Faker than Trumps tan!

 

[Swiftstylez]

I hope you enjoy Hayne winning a premiership soon while you eat another slice of deep pan in your lonely apartment with your cats, tweeting about how oppressed you are in the west to be a beta male in a patriarchal society while stroking your Hilary blow up doll.

 

[bortman]

I hope you enjoy Hayne winning a premiership soon while you eat another slice of deep pan in your lonely apartment with your cats, tweeting about how oppressed you are in the west to be a beta male in a patriarchal society.

You, Trump, and Jarryd Hayne will destroy the planet before that pretender wins a premiership! He's the Donald Trump of the NRL, all talk and no idea!

 

[hineyrulz]

He's got you covered

 

[Swiftstylez]

The utopia you probably dream about does not exist. People like Hayne realise you have to work hard to acheive dreams. The boy from Minto did not stay there by being a perpetual victim, he found motivation from a number of places and rose above.

Log off "your ABC" and similar brainwashing sites and embrace reality,Chicken little.

 

[bortman]

The utopia you probably dream about does not exist. People like Hayne realise you have to work hard to acheive dreams. The boy from Minto did not stay there by being a perpetual victim, he found motivation from a number of places and rose above.

Log off "your ABC" and similar brainwashing sites and embrace reality,Chicken little.

The only utopia I dream about is one where Jarryd Hayne is banned from the NRL for life!

 

[Swiftstylez]

The only player to play in the NRL and the NFL does not care what a hater thinks. If he did he would still be a houso.

 

[bortman]

The only player to play in the NRL and the NFL does not care what a hater thinks. If he did he would still be a houso.

He still is a houso! He just has more $$$ thanks to his scummy behaviour. He'll never be anything but scum!

 

[bartman]

He's got you covered

Hmmm... d'you really reckon?

 

[hineyrulz]

Hmmm... d'you really reckon?

Easily lol.