I would like to make a press release:
From the office of Raider_69
I would like to inform my adoring public that unlike some post count jealous jockeys (MILLWALL!) i am not gay, i am infact straight as an arrow. Mine and jeds relationship has always been strickly putting shit on each other via MSN, anything that say contray is simply false and slanderous.
Also i would like to refute the claims that i indulge in the Christina Aguilera song "beautiful", whilst i have used Christina's good looks for many other things, i have never liked her music.
My lawyers are looking into these slanderous comments and those responsable will hear more at a latter date.
I also have no picture of one Brad Pitt in my room, some 2nd rate jurnos (Rebecca Wilson!) may think otherwise as i do tend to have a few mirrors around that i look in on a regular basis.
To my adoring fans, i love you all, especially the good lookin FEMALE groupies, and Millwall, for the last time, i will not have sexual relations with you.
Thankyou
Cheers
Raider_69