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Night Three
The Korean man was the subject of some rather unpleasant political satire that evening, and he was frowning at the offending publication when the drunk writer stumbled into his room.
"Come and take your medicine," the alcoholic slurred as he brandished his ax wildly, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".
With those words said, he promptly fell face down on the ground and fell asleep.
The dog slunk away.
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The man who had been the subject of much debate the previous day was in the process of cleaning his rifle when he heard the first tinny notes of a song he'd heard once before.
"Mother of God," he groaned as the obnoxious pop rock began to grow louder and he felt his hands involuntarily pushing the barrel of his gun up toward his mouth; anything to stop the infernal noise.
Before he could commit suicide, however, the door to his room burst open and a horde of sad-faced clowns burst in. Two of them, overcome by the awful music, killed themselves.
Two Clinically Depressed Clowns Wielding Various Bricks of Cheese Hotboxing in a Car are dead. They are Clinically Depressed Clowns Wielding Various Bricks of Cheese Hotboxing in a Car, ??? Aligned Lengthy Role Name
The remaining 25 dragged their target to their car and proceeded to fart on him.
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Elsewhere, a group of sex enthusiasts approached an extremely sarcastic mercenary with an interesting and moderately arousing proposal. He refused, and resumed a particularly heated conversation with the little yellow boxes his thoughts always seemed to appear in.
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The scientist had just finished rigging his flash-bang device to the door of the Korean when a trio of men rushed toward him.
"There he is!" shouted the black one.
"Kill him!" cried the Jew.
They fell upon him with fury and beat him to death.
Walter White is dead. He was Walter White, ??? Aligned Cancer Suffering Science Teacher
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The lawyer was just shutting up shop when he ate a veritable tidal wave of semen from the largest member in the game.
On the plus side, nobody would be able to penetrate its slimy protection until it dried out.
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The fiery redhead fell afoul of the country musician. She put a bullet right between the heart-breaking bitch's eyes.
Ivana is dead. She was Ivana, ??? Aligned Two-Timing Bitch Ex-Girlfriend
