Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[Bazzi]

wouldbang/10

 

[Apey]

wouldbang/10

wouldbang can take any value above 5, right?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

I'd give her a number above 5.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Unless we're talking minutes, in which case she only gets 5 if we use the other 4:30 to cuddle.

 

[soc123_au]

I would eat a yard of her shit & complain if it was an inch short.

 

[Hoggmaster]

I would eat a yard of her shit & complain if it was an inch short.

I'd prefer to just have sex with her but whatever floats your boat.

 

[soc123_au]

Where is your sense of adventure? The sad part is there is most likely a bloke out there that thinks she is an absoloute merkin.

 

[cjrankin]

Expected update. Got nothing.

TC=6

 

[Hoggmaster]

Where is your sense of adventure? The sad part is there is most likely a bloke out there that thinks she is an absoloute merkin.

The same bloke thought I was genuinely trying to get people to send me their night actions.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

As if that chick is Hoppity standards.

Oh by the way, Hoppity is bad.

Add him to the list with Drew and Micky.

 

[afinalsin666]

BMs humor really doesn't come through in text does it :lol:

 

[soc123_au]

Sadly I don't think that one was humour. You can normally tell. That one was almost Bulldog Force quality.

 

[Jason Maher]

No, but post any more atrocities like that & you will be killed regardless.

You're the f**king gronk who decided we all needed a second viewing...

 

[soc123_au]

I did it for you. Don't you have a thing for ranga's?

 

[butchmcdick]

I've had worse to be honest

 

[Rebel]

So where is miss Anne Thorpe?

 

[BunniesMan]

I don't get the point of f**king superugly chicks. You get to a point where a date with your hand is better than a particularly awful human.

I'd rather go half a dozen one night stands a year with relatively decent lookers than stooping so low every single weekend.

While I'm sharing my wisdom, a female wingmate is a billion times better than a male one.

 

[Misanthrope]

Oh look I am cleared now too.

Sweet f**king Jesus.

It's sad, but she's probably being nailed twice a day by a roided up, metrosexual douche-canoe while I'm left with 32 year old German divorcees with no tits.

Does this confirm me as mafia?

No, but it does confirm a modkill.

***WARNING: May cause uncontrollable fits of masturbation***

"Quick kids, wind those windows up!"​

:lol:

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Just waiting on one more action, folks. I'd ignore it, but it's somewhat crucial even at this early stage. Back in two and a half hours!

 

[Rebel]

Aren't you still a virgin?

 

[Dutchy]

Hah gaaaaay