Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[Misanthrope]

What a night phase, almost made me as moist as a high pressure nude game of D + D...

Funnily enough, I remember once reading an erotic bit of fan fiction in which a foursome of D&D players use the game to seduce and bone a pair of DD cheerleaders.

Good times.

 

[soc123_au]

I can absolutely confirm soc is bad.

vote: soc

Are you the Bogan or Putin.

 

[soc123_au]

I mean the traitor or the bogan?

 

[Drew-Sta]

Sweet Jesus. It's almost life-sized!

Makes it easier to aim.

I mean what?

Not quite, lucky I had a spare monitor.

Needed the full effect eh?

Same time though, I reckon ;-)

Funnily enough, I remember once reading an erotic bit of fan fiction in which a foursome of D&D players use the game to seduce and bone a pair of DD cheerleaders.

Good times.

:lol:

 

[Rebel]

Bogan looks like a cult

And how do you know soc is bad, bm?

 

[Drew-Sta]

I can absolutely confirm soc is bad.

vote: soc

Explain.

 

[soc123_au]

Bogan looks like a cult

And how do you know soc is bad, bm?

He doesnt. He is a genius, although I am keen to hear how he came to his conclusion.

 

[Drew-Sta]

He doesnt. He is a genius, although I am keen to hear how he came to his conclusion.

:lol:

 

[Jason Maher]

What the f**king f**k? Why the f**k do I have 2 f**king votes? What a f**king load of shit!

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

JM, are you upset?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Oi Drew, less flapping of gums and more updating list. There's some juicy morsels in that bitch.

 

[Jason Maher]

Tc = -1

 

[soc123_au]

Well Rabbit?

 

[Drew-Sta]

What the f**king f**k? Why the f**k do I have 2 f**king votes? What a f**king load of shit!

:lol:

Oi Drew, less flapping of gums and more updating list. There's some juicy morsels in that bitch.

Good call, KayTeeEff. I'll fix it up right away.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Well Rabbit?

He might have the sniffles, but generally, yes, he's in good health.

 

[soc123_au]

I assume by his silence it was a forced vote?

 

[Drew-Sta]

This is all I got. Not sure on Angus Young and Bane Cat, but both seem to be there (AY from last night, Bane Cat appears to have killed Apey? Nothing else purr's, if I am reading it right).

10 Commandments The Rod of Moses The Ark of the Covenant
Dr. Rockso Ragnar Lodbrok Samoa Joe
Shit Role Misanthrope Broken Window
Derryn Hinch Alan Jones Lara Bingle
Danny Sexbang Ninja Bryan 331Erock
Hilary Duff Sebastian Loch Ness Monster
Cliffy's Jock Strap Tube of Deep Heat Horatio from CSI
Sentient Mustache Dr. Weird Flesh Eating Sex Toy
Durza The Mad Man Littlefinger
Jaime Lannister Harry Potter Sheldon
Eddie Van Halen Angus Young - ???? George Washington
Semi Radrara Robert Downey Jr Scott Tenerman's Chili
Chocolate Starfish Holden Gemini Kim Jong-Un
Wile E. Coyote Yosemite Sam Iron Man
Calm Tits MH370 Peeing with a Boner
Yesterday Today Tomorrow
Andrew Fifita's Bulldogs Contract Mitchell Pearce's Origin Career IanG's Love Life
Oy Tom Cullen John Coffey
Bane Cat - ???? Mr Blobby Saddam Hussein
Tony Abbott's Budgie Smugglers Black Chuck Norris Vladimir Putin
Frustrated Uni Student Green Highlighter Body Odor
Crixus the Vampire Squid Gannicus the Flamingo Tongue Snail Sparticus the Kiwa Crab
Cliffy listening to Heaven Butch Getting a Soapy Massage Gunnery Sargent Hartman
Jordan Belfort Jar of iSnack 2.0 Tobias Funke
A Polar Bear Model A Diddy Kong Pez Dispenser A USB Adaptor

 

[Drew-Sta]

I'd hit it.

I assume by his silence it was a forced vote?

The above makes it seem less likely a force vote, but still possible.

 

[Jason Maher]

So I managed to rustle Jamie Lannister's jimmies. I wonder would he be jock aligned?

 

[Apey]

Night 2 Result​

The night had gone well for one. He was intending to bring forth judgement but was redirected by a plane who couldn't find where he was to land. The kill was swift and clean, but the victim simply did not see it coming.

mickyj is dead. He was Yesterday, town aligned time of day.​

Drew was intending to strike at the heart of the mafia's chances. He did so with glee, ensuring that Nessie would not stalk the Scottish Isles again.

Apey is dead. He was Loch Ness Monster, mafia aligned Odd Sea Creature.​

It is now day. With 22 alive, it is 12 to lynch.

10/10 post to make after I die and turn up town.

ps. can you please edit that it wouldn't surprise me if someone actually read that and thought I was mafia...