Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[the phantom menace]

Yeah, we didn't need that pass out the back to lose 10-15m there, Lomax.

 

[Jake the snake]

Wow this is great

 

[AnonymousLurker]

That was a pathetic end to what was looking like a good set

 

[Parra Cheeses]

So poor from a first grade team

 

[the phantom menace]

Looks like they've got Hopkins on left edge in defence, with Kelma doing some middle work.

 

[Jake the snake]

Lomax not mobile enough for winger

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Geez that was absolutely pathetic, went backwards 30m..this team is not switched on

 

[eels_fan]

You know who is a better winger than Tago?

Mark Tookey

 

[84 Baby]

Slow f**king motion in every aspect

 

[Jake the snake]

Jump Tago you reserve grade shit

 

[the phantom menace]

There's some really skillful footy on display today - just all of it from the merkins wearing purple.

 

[Avenger]

Tago is f**king shit. Kelma is garbage, Lomax is no centre and Brown is still the most overrated player in the comp.

 

[Jake the snake]

Spoooooon

 

[Soto]

Ok so do we start saying will it be 40, 50, 60 or 70?

 

[hineyrulz]

Too many passengers in this squad.

The young fullback has been the only positive.

 

[84 Baby]

Only hope this rate is Scum get too tired to ground the ball

 

[Cumberland Eel]

lethargic merkins

 

[Delboy]

Isolating Tago is such an obvious way to score agst us

 

[JokerEel]

Geeeeee not looking good when Guymer has to come on to play in the second row for the hooked Kelma. Then Williams who has been disappointing goes off for a HIA and Kelma takes his place.

 

[DaveMc]

So much for “at least Dylan’s defence is good”