Rd15: Parra v Raiders - Post Game Chat

[hindy111]

Yeah, he's become an annoying merkin. Like most people do.

People have even said the same about my..... I didn't even realise I was annoying

 

[hindy111]

Luke must have had a dozen

Mary you a pregnant? No dad I did not have sex. I saw God and I am having his baby.
Omg it's a miracle. Let's write a book.

Joseph- Ahh she doesnt remember a thing. Just the right amount of schooners

 

[strider]

For those who were wondering... yes i got on the plane. But the plane didnt take me to Darwin.

Am in Roma Italy and have just finished dinner. About to sit down and enjoy a beer and the second half.

Shhhhh ... no one has broken it to @emjaycee yet ... he is actually in Roma queensland .... they do have a nice little italian restaraunt

 

[hindy111]

Shhhhh ... no one has broken it to @emjaycee yet ... he is actually in Roma queensland .... they do have a nice little italian restaraunt

And 5 pie shops I imagine

 

[crocodile]

Showed us why religion is a crock full of shit!

I actually went to church once. Got married. Not going back.

 

[Gronk]

And?
If that is it well a very shit story

He was telling me how he had just been to the auction of when the Sydney Casino on the wharf closed and it sold it’s stools and stuff. Yeah that’s all I can share. Soz.

 

[hindy111]

He was telling me how he had just been to the auction of when the Sydney Casino on the wharf closed and it sold it’s stools and stuff. Yeah that’s all I can share. Soz.

Good story.
Now I am curious about these stools.

 

[TheRam]

Geez some of you merkins are miserable. The water bottle thing was just a bit of a joke. I had a bit of a giggle.
I personally like Vossy’s passion for the game and think he is just genuinely a footy nut.

No one said they don't love his passion for the game, but he is a massive nerd as well that does get way to exited over silly and nothing issues.

In real life he would be one of those guys that always tries to tell you stuff that he thinks are funny that aren't very funny at all and you have to put a pretend smile on your face till you can get the hell away from him.

 

[Gary Gutful]

No one said they don't love his passion for the game, but he is a massive nerd as well that does get way to exited over silly and nothing issues.

In real life he would be one of those guys that always tries to tell you stuff that he thinks are funny that aren't very funny at all and you have to put a pretend smile on your face till you can get the hell away from him.

Or punch him in the dick when no-one is looking.

 

[Gronk]

Was listening to the NRL Sunday Wrap-up podcast on the way to work (two nuffies and Craig Wing). Their comments on our game was how bad Canberra were and how the Eels were just lucky that everything went their way. Also, if we are going to have a gameplan that just relies on Blake Ferguson to win us games, it won't get us very far.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Or punch him in the dick when no-one is looking.

Some merkin is always looking. At his dick.

 

[hineyrulz]

Some merkin is always looking. At his dick.

A dick is always the last thing a merkin sees.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Was listening to the NRL Sunday Wrap-up podcast on the way to work (two nuffies and Craig Wing). Their comments on our game was how bad Canberra were and how the Eels were just lucky that everything went their way. Also, if we are going to have a gameplan that just relies on Blake Ferguson to win us games, it won't get us very far.

Some truth to that, but still Wing and his nuffy mates can suck my ballbag.

 

[Stevie]

No one said they don't love his passion for the game, but he is a massive nerd as well that does get way to exited over silly and nothing issues.

In real life he would be one of those guys that always tries to tell you stuff that he thinks are funny that aren't very funny at all and you have to put a pretend smile on your face till you can get the hell away from him.

Yet, you’ve never met him. But I’m sure you’ve summed up his whole character just right

 

[crocodile]

Some truth to that, but still Wing and his nuffy mates can suck my ballbag.

Should he remove his dentures first.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I prefer it rough.

 

[crocodile]

Good story.
Now I am curious about these stools.

Soft, brown and stinks ( except mine ).

 

[chiefy1]

Was listening to the NRL Sunday Wrap-up podcast on the way to work (two nuffies and Craig Wing). Their comments on our game was how bad Canberra were and how the Eels were just lucky that everything went their way. Also, if we are going to have a gameplan that just relies on Blake Ferguson to win us games, it won't get us very far.

Absolutely, Canberra were the better team and if you watched closely at how many times they won the ruck, leaving our players clamoring to get back to marker, youd understand that Canberra would have won 8 from 10 against the eels on that performance.

The positives were our goal line defense and our stamina.

We have a very inexperienced spine that will improve our game management with time.

 

[Gronk]

Absolutely, Canberra were the better team and if you watched closely at how many times they won the ruck, leaving our players clamoring to get back to marker, youd understand that Canberra would have won 8 from 10 against the eels on that performance.

The positives were our goal line defense and our stamina.

We have a very inexperienced spine that will improve our game management with time.

OK how were Canberra the better team ?

They led 16-0 after 30 minutes. After that we scored 22 unanswered points over 50 minutes. We hustled them and won the grind. They were not the victims of bad luck. They f**ked the lead through pressure mounted on them.

In the first 30 mins they had 65% of the ball. At the end of the 80mins possession had evened up to 50% each, we won the metres gained, post contact metres, line breaks, Ave distance per set, off loads, better effective tackles, less missed tackles, line breaks and line break assists, scored 4 tries to 3, kicked 3 goals to 2. Scored more f**king points.

How were they unlucky to lose ?

 

[hineyrulz]

OK how were Canberra the better team ?

They led 16-0 after 30 minutes. After that we scored 22 unanswered points over 50 minutes. We hustled them and won the grind. They were not the victims of bad luck. They f**ked the lead through pressure mounted on them.

In the first 30 mins they had 65% of the ball. At the end of the 80mins possession had evened up to 50% each, we won the metres gained, post contact metres, line breaks, Ave distance per set, off loads, better effective tackles, less missed tackles, line breaks and line break assists, scored 4 tries to 3, kicked 3 goals to 2. Scored more f**king points.

How were they unlucky to lose ?

Because it was hot.