Rd4 2024: 4pm Eels v Tigers GAME DAY THREAD @ Commbank Stadium Apr 1st

[hineyrulz]

So many times we made half breaks and no one was there backing up.
This is why I keep f**king saying that BA has no clue about attack. He is all about defense and the collision.

We really should have put this game to bed today before half time, yet we went in at 6-6.
I'm not blaming the players. I'm blaming the coaching and the tactics. We have no f**king idea how to attack.
We haven't done so for a decade.

*Waits for Pou to tell us attack is not our problem we scored so many points per game blah blah blah!!

 

[Pazza]

I reckon he's made about 10 half breaks with his arms free so far this season, and never has there been anyone to pass it too. Doing video work is the not the coaches job either.

They don't review attack....

 

[Eelogical]

What are you smoking?
13 runs for 84m. He made 6.4 metres a run.
4 errors.
2 missed tackles out of 11 attempts.
f**king garbage

We all make mistakes. Can't make one if you aren't in the thick of the action. A bunch of Tigers players made mistakes too. But as a team, they took it in their stride and overcame adversity. We just weren't up for the task as a TEAM.

 

[hindy111]

So many times we made half breaks and no one was there backing up.
This is why I keep f**king saying that BA has no clue about attack. He is all about defense and the collision.

We really should have put this game to bed today before half time, yet we went in at 6-6.
I'm not blaming the players. I'm blaming the coaching and the tactics. We have no f**king idea how to attack.
We haven't done so for a decade.

Our best back is Pensini by a mile. How often do we give him early ball from 50mtrs out? How often is he used at the end of a strike set play in the red zone ( We seem obsessed with using LANE here)

 

[hineyrulz]

They don't review attack....

Or defence by the looks. Nothing is anyones job at Parramatta and it's no one's fault bar MON and the NRL and the refs.

 

[Suitman]

*Waits for Pou to tell us attack is not our problem we scored so many points per game blah blah blah!!

Why do you wait for him to say anything?
Honestly?

 

[Eelementary]

So many times we made half breaks and no one was there backing up.
This is why I keep f**king saying that BA has no clue about attack. He is all about defense and the collision.

We really should have put this game to bed today before half time, yet we went in at 6-6.
I'm not blaming the players. I'm blaming the coaching and the tactics. We have no f**king idea how to attack.
We haven't done so for a decade.

And our defence isn't much to write home about under BA, either.

 

[hineyrulz]

Pou Bear got a first hand experience of how shit our attack inside the 20 is then sitting on a couch in Perth.

It was very exciting!!

 

[Parra Pride]

I reckon he's made about 10 half breaks with his arms free so far this season, and never has there been anyone to pass it too. Doing video work is the not the coaches job either.

Some of those halfbeaks turn into just straight up breaks if the defence has it in the back of their mind that there could be a support runner, but instead we are here.

 

[hineyrulz]

Why do you wait for him to say anything?
Honestly?

I'm on ignore so i'm just happy to take the piss out of the coward lol.

 

[Glenneel]

Well that was a totally inept performance from the team. W-T looked looked they wanted to be there, looked like they wanted to win, we looked like they had just finished a cruisey and boozy lunch.

They tackled hard by moving up and gang tackling, we waited for them to come to us and preceded to miss; their attack looked good and we run one out and had no clue in their 20. Was also bloody clueless when they down to 12. Galvin looked NRL ready, Talagi did not.

Next week Harper out, Simonsson in, Asi in and Tulagi out (un til he learns to tackle) and Paulo and Matterson to the bench.

 

[Eelogical]

How bad is this teams support play?? We are an offloading team but we never support the ball carrier. Something else that isn’t the coaches job I suppose………..

Maybe we should offload some players, Aldi style. Have at it.

 

[Pazza]

Or defence by the looks. Nothing is anyones job at Parramatta and it's no one's fault bar MON and the NRL and the refs.

Funny isn't it. BA really doesn't give the players the full tool kit to be successful

 

[Parra Pride]

Our best back is Pensini by a mile. How often do we give him early ball from 50mtrs out? How often is he used at the end of a strike set play in the red zone ( We seem obsessed with using LANE here)

Mate how are we meant to give the Penis the ball when Sivo is plodding on the other side of the field? Priorities, giving Sivo the ball to do nothing is more important.

 

[hineyrulz]

Some of those halfbeaks turn into just straight up breaks if the defence has it in the back of their mind that there could be a support runner, but instead we are here.

Plus his dummy would be so much more dangerous, what about we had two whole sets that first half and Penisiii who was having s a strong game didn't get the ball once. Imagine him at the Panther??? He'd be killing it.

 

[Suitman]

They tackled hard by moving up and gang tackling, we waited for them to come to us and preceded to miss; their attack looked good and we run one out and had no clue in their 20. Was also bloody clueless when they down to 12. Galvin looked NRL ready,

That's how we look every week.

 

[Parra Pride]

Plus his dummy would be so much more dangerous, what about we had two whole sets that first half and Penisiii who was having s a strong game didn't get the ball one. Imagine him at the Panther??? He'd be killing it.

I'd almost put money on the Penis f**king off to the Storm or the Roosters at some point and magically turning into one of the best centres in the comp.

 

[hineyrulz]

That's how we look every week.

And have for 11 years, most of our tries are off mistakes from the other team, some individual brilliance and some crash player after having all the ball. When we try and work a play it goes over the sideline like today.

 

[The Predictor]

How bad is this teams support play?? We are an offloading team but we never support the ball carrier. Something else that isn’t the coaches job I suppose………..

Don’t forget the non existent kick chase, im glad Gutho missed the kick, not that he was gonna kick it, the Parra curse strikes again!!!

 

[Parra Pride]

And have for 11 years, most of our tries are off mistakes from the other team, some individual brilliance and some crash player after having all the ball. When we try and work a play it goes over the sideline like today.

We did a pretty similar play last week, only it was Dylbags throwing the ball into touch instead of Paulo. It's like they have it in their heads we have some speed demon out wide on that left wing when last week it was Morgan Harper and this week it was Sivo.