Rd8: Eels v Cowboys GAME DAY THREAD in Darwin 30/4/22

[Noise]

Relax everyone. My pastry-less sausage rolls taste exactly like regular sausage rolls, minus the pastry.

U cooked sausages?

 

[yy_cheng]

Relax everyone. My pastry-less sausage rolls taste exactly like regular sausage rolls, minus the pastry.

I'm about to have Apple Strudel with Ice Cream

It's more interesting watch the strudel cook than our attack

 

[Bandwagon]

We need to tighten up our third and fourth tackles in defence, we seem to smash them the first two then there's no followup.

 

[King-Gutho94]

The point is tonight is hardly representative of our team this year. Yet merkins are pretending this is our typical style of play.

Well i would argue its hard to play your typical style when you move your inform 5/8 to the centres to accomdate a back up half.

 

[Happy MEel]

The point is tonight is hardly representative of our team this year. Yet merkins are pretending this is our typical style of play.

Merkins are suggesting that this is our style of play with Jake in the halves. Last week was the outlier merkin. Look at the other games, including last year. Our attack dies with him in the halves more often than not.

 

[the phantom menace]

The point is tonight is hardly representative of our team this year. Yet merkins are pretending this is our typical style of play.

No merkins are commenting about the game as they see it, and making comparisons to aspects of other specific games as they've seen them.

Posting that since we have scored no points tonight, our attack is going less well than our season average (well, duh) isn't a sign of "thinking" - it's just a truism and an attempt to be contrary.

 

[strider]

Jake’s no smaller than Drown. It’s not my ideal scenario (which I’ve posted) but we’re more likely to score points, which is what we need to do now that we’re down.

Drown a farrrrrr stronger .... the wider jake defends the more risk. Perham will be sucked to help him and hiku will put him away easily

 

[Jake the snake]

You just know Boring Brad won’t get this team to come back tonight. Forever a choker

 

[Jake the snake]

Wow Mahoney ran the ball

 

[strider]

Relax everyone. My pastry-less sausage rolls taste exactly like regular sausage rolls, minus the pastry.

Thank god the night is saved

 

[Jake the snake]

Our attack is a shambles

 

[hineyrulz]

He blows his wad when we win .... he will need to find more wads

I just blow

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm about to have Apple Strudel with Ice Cream

It's more interesting watch the strudel cook than our attack

Tbf that does sound good. I can't get into this game. Everyone is melting.

 

[Noise]

Drown a farrrrrr stronger .... the wider jake defends the more risk. Perham will be sucked to help him and hiku will put him away easily

We are down by 15. Our priority needs to be to score points. The defensive risk is worth taking. We aren’t going to defend our way to victory.

cartwright or Matterson to center

 

[Suitman]

If anyone here doesn't think we have problems with our attack, they have rocks in their head.

 

[hineyrulz]

Our attack is a shambles

We don’t need to work on our attack we can score any time lolz.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's exactly what Poupou Escobar suggested we do, in his early game post in this thread... a very short-sighted approach.

It's been working for the Cowboys and it'll work for us.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Laney!!

 

[TheParraboy]

LOL Lane

 

[Jake the snake]

Great TRY! Boring Brad special