Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and Crap IX

[Poupou Escobar]

There's this one guy, you may not of heard of him as he isn't that good, but he is an Eels junior, and he is a forward. His name is Paul Gallen.

Just because he grew up in the area doesn't mean we developed him. Sounds like he didn't reach his potential until he left the club.

 

[Tony Bongo]

Parramatta Eels ‏@TheParraEels Fuifui speaking to the media ahead of training this morning. He says he's working on his six-pack! #GoParra pic.twitter.com/rWnZp2Yw

I'm with ya Fui - I do my best work on a six pack too.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I wish he would work on getting a man's haircut.

#ShortBackAndSides

 

[cv8z]

I wish he would work on getting a man's haircut.

#ShortBackAndSides

And start using brylcream

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's his barber in the photo. With the cap and moustache.

 

[cv8z]

do guys with long hair go to barbers? lol
does anyone besides kids, pensioners and the follicly challenged?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think you'll find that it is actually Super Mario. He is getting on a bit.

 

[cv8z]

You're right
Luigi colours his hair

 

[Poupou Escobar]

do guys with long hair go to barbers? lol
does anyone besides kids, pensioners and the follicly challenged?

Ha ha. I get a number one buzz cut because I'm going bald. I go to the barber's because it's cheaper.

Back when I had hair I never went to the barber.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

Ha ha. I get a number one buzz cut because I'm going bald. I go to the barber's because it's cheaper.

Back when I had hair I never went to the barber.

Just buy your own clippers Pou. Easirer than heading to the barbers.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I do have clippers, and my missus used to shave my head for me. But I opted out when she used them to shave the cat's belly when he got hot in summer.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Ha ha. I get a number one buzz cut because I'm going bald. I go to the barber's because it's cheaper.

Back when I had hair I never went to the barber.

This is exactly what I do too you balding merkin.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I do have clippers, and my missus used to shave my head for me. But I opted out when she used them to shave the cat's belly when he got hot in summer.

Can't you just get two sets of clippers?

 

[Gronk]

Can't you just get two sets of clippers?

Or he could ask the Dr for some chemo. Then it would just fall out.

#badtaste
#shutup
#sorry

 

[hineyrulz]

Or he could ask the Dr for some chemo. Then it would just fall out.

#badtaste
#shutup
#sorry

Very poor taste :?

 

[strider]

I do have clippers, and my missus used to shave my head for me. But I opted out when she used them to shave the cat's belly when he got hot in summer.

wouldn't want the cat catching any diseases

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Can't you just get two sets of clippers?

We have three cats so I can't see why not.

 

[Bigfella]

Get rid of the cats and spend the money you save on some plugs Pou.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Don't blaspheme.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Does she have to be careful when she shaves it?