Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and General Drivel XV

[The Colonel]

does PJ Marshall still hang around here?

Don't think so. He is a bit soft, moved back to Queensland and started playing rugby union.

 

[Pazza]

hmmm

i thought he would have joined a glam rock band

 

[Twizzle]

What a pathetic bunch of f**kwits we have in this thread......

how ironic

 

[Twizzle]

and ftr, Bunji used to be a marquis player

now, he's just broken

and you can't argue with me because I have a beard

 

[SDM]

I heard it is just a merkin on your face.

 

[Stagger eel]

Don't think so. He is a bit soft, moved back to Queensland and started playing rugby union.

Nah he's a Sydney boy these days and I very close to the action

 

[oldmancraigy]

I thought I'd introduce my grandmother to this site last night. What an idea that turned out to be...

I'm grounded now. Thanks a lot.

Also, she hates Marshall.

Oh, and also - that didn't happen.

You're 33 years old and being grounded by your grandmother?

And OF COURSE she doesn't hate Benji. Who could?

 

[oldmancraigy]

and ftr, Bunji used to be a marquis player

Marquis de Sade?

 

[oldmancraigy]

I shouldn't have posted that. Casper is going to find it, and then watch out :shock:

 

[Bigfella]

That actually looks like benji Marshall

 

[oldmancraigy]

Uncanny isn't it

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

and you can't argue with me because I have a beard

Damned f**king straight, brother.

 

[Chipmunk]

Signings so far this year. Most of them are re-signings, obviously.

Right. Perhaps you could have premised the post with a "Signings/Re-signings by all clubs so far" or something similar.

 

[Eelementary]

You're 33 years old and being grounded by your grandmother?

And OF COURSE she doesn't hate Benji. Who could?

Oi!

...

I'm 57.

 

[oldmancraigy]

Oi!

...

I'm 57.

Then your grandma is doing well

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Then your grandma is doing well

He just calls her 'grandma' when his mates come round.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Right. Perhaps you could have premised the post with a "Signings/Re-signings by all clubs so far" or something similar.

I did in the initial post. The one you had a whinge about was just copy-pasted from a couple of pages back. With additions, like so:

Added Fifita:

Brisbane: Hodges, Milford (contested), Parker
Canberra: Boyd, Edwards, Fensom, Tilse
Lakemba: Graham, Lafai, Lichaa, Mbye, Morris
Cronulla: Fifita, Graham, Holmes
Gold Coast: Douglas, Gordon, James
Manly: None
Melbourne: Bromwich, Griffin, Munster, Smith
New Zealand: Abbey, Bhana, Gubb, Johnson, Kata, Lilyman, Lisone, Lousi, Mannering, Palavi
Newcastle: Leilua, Mullen, Roberts
North Queensland: None
Parramatta: Ma'u
Penrith: Whare
Souths: Grant, Stewart
St George: de Belin, Frizell, Stockwell
Easts: Evans
Wests: Cherrington, Hoeter, Nofoaluma, Sironen, Woods

 

[Eelementary]

Then your grandma is doing well

It's those Bates genes, I tell you.

 

[Kornstar]

I'd take Benji for our halves after tonight.......

 

[Forty20]

Aidan Sezer is apparently now on the market although I have doubts about our ability to make him a genuine offer in light of what other clubs might be willing to give him.