The Phelan Folly
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I like drugs and alcohol and whores. In equal amounts.
You know what? SKD has volunteered to undergo a hair analysis. So he must be confident it would show no use for at least the past several months. From that we can assume that he is not a frequent user of cocaine. So. Being caught with a one-off amount - and the NRL crucify him and potentially rob him of a four year contract. I think the system has gone insane.
He might be wearing a wig.Well, I'm not sure whether it is better or worse. Why was he (allegedly) in possession of the coke? If he's holding it for someone else, why? Who is the someone else? Or if wasn't holding it for someone else, what was he planning to do with it? Or is he stupid enough to believe that taking coke just after you shaved your head stops it getting into your hair folicles?
Bingo. He probably thinks a follicle is a set of reading glasses.Well, I'm not sure whether it is better or worse. Why was he (allegedly) in possession of the coke? If he's holding it for someone else, why? Who is the someone else? Or if wasn't holding it for someone else, what was he planning to do with it? Or is he stupid enough to believe that taking coke just after you shaved your head stops it getting into your hair folicles?
Was that being debated?Isn't it possible that he just hadn't had a chance to use it before getting caught?
I dunno, mate. I'm high as a kite.Was that being debated?
Regardless, the merkin is making a pretty strong case for not being a regular drug user chancing his arm, just someone who perhaps made a bad decision and is eternally grateful that the forces that be caught him out before he inhaled. Praise be!Bingo. He probably thinks a follicle is a set of reading glasses.
Holding cocaine for someone else? Pull your penis, SKD.
He probably read a study about hospitalisation rates and thought it meant drugs were safer than alcohol.
...if you weren't drunk at the time.I once took a mate's ADHD tablets at school. I've never felt so focused. I could've read a dozen studies on drugs vs alcohol.
Do you guys reckon Casper drug tests his kids??
...if you weren't drunk at the time.
And grounds them if they are clean?Do you guys reckon Casper drug tests his kids??
You mean does he test them to make sure they're using?Do you guys reckon Casper drug tests his kids??
I was feeling sure someone else would have said it by the time i hit post .... its the obvious conclusionWell now I look stupid.