Beau Scott comes to training when he f**king wants.
Beau Scott can speak braille.
Beau Scott can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Beau refers to himself in the fourth person.
Beau Scott doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
When Beau Scott's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Beau Scott doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Death once had a near-Beau-Scott experience.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Beau Scott says its beef, then it's f**king beef.
Beau Scott puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Beau actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Beau Scott is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Beau Scott's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Beau Scott has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Beau Scott can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Beau Scott sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Beau Scott can drown a fish.
Beau Scott can unscramble an egg.
Beau Scott once went to a magic show. The magician asked for a volunteer for his disappearing act. Beau Scott raised his hand and the magician disappeared.