Rumours and Stuff

[84 Baby]

Massive signings from next week and when some teams from the semis drop out. That’s the rumour isn’t it?

It's not

 

[T.S Quint]

Another Eels fan has come into the world, ladies and gentlemen.

My new baby girl will now be subjected to a lifetime of misery following the blue and golds like her old man.

 

[eel01s]

Congratulations!

 

[IFR33K]

Congrats my friend. God bless

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Massive as in size?

That's so typical of the Eels. Not interested in Tapau, an international in the prime of his career who would come cheap, and we go and sign that washed up has been in place of Norman.

(I'm having a crack at deathriding. How did I go????????????)

 

[Eelogical]

This deathriding crap is starting to give me the shits.

 

[Eelogical]

Another Eels fan has come into the world, ladies and gentlemen.

My new baby girl will now be subjected to a lifetime of misery following the blue and golds like her old man.

I feel your pain, but congratulations all the same!

 

[TheRam]

Do I sense a bit of attitude, Ram?

No of course not. I was being very sarcastic. It was a shot at the poor calibre of people we must have in recruitment and retention to not be looking at attitude and commitment of the smaller or underdeveloped young players and primarily focus on the bigger more powerful players(lets be honest here Islander and Maoris).

Funny though when I said that we have to many Islanders and or Maoris in our teams, I was accused of being racist. but here is emjaycee saying basically the same thing in a veiled politically correct way, by not naming the group and no one is outraged at all.

Hmmm. Well I'll say it again, we are top heavy in that group of player and it has been detrimental to our ability to get the best kids in our catchment area to come through the system. Of course there are good and great players from Island and Maori decent, but they have a very easy going nature and when a team has over 50% representation year after year, the steel and leadership that an NRL team needs suffers and you at best get yoyo results(Warriors) at worst you get Parramatta wooden spoons and bottom 4 finishes.

Look at someone like Klemmer in the 15's he was running around in 3rd grade and the Bulldog scouts spotted him and were amazed that he was being over looked by the Parra selectors, so guaranteed him a spot if he came over to play for them. The rest as they say is history.

Not black enough I suppose.

 

[Stevie]

Another Eels fan has come into the world, ladies and gentlemen.

My new baby girl will now be subjected to a lifetime of misery following the blue and golds like her old man.

Congrats mate what did you name her?

 

[Eelogical]

Congrats mate what did you name her?

Eelectra.

 

[hineyrulz]

Another Eels fan has come into the world, ladies and gentlemen.

My new baby girl will now be subjected to a lifetime of misery following the blue and golds like her old man.

Congrats mate!! Hope mum and Bub are well.

Honestly anyone who makes their kids follow the Eels should get paid a visit from DOC's.

 

[hineyrulz]

That's so typical of the Eels. Not interested in Tapau, an international in the prime of his career who would come cheap, and we go and sign that washed up has been in place of Norman.

(I'm having a crack at deathriding. How did I go????????????)

6/10, a good effort first try but you can improve.

 

[Gronk]

Eelectra.

I had a client called Electra. I was so convinced that she would walk into my office looking like this.



But she ended up looking like this

 

[Gazzamatta]

I dreamed a dream eh Gronky?

 

[Eelogical]

Still, ooowww eh, ooooooowwww!!! Nudge, nudge!

 

[Eelementary]

Another Eels fan has come into the world, ladies and gentlemen.

My new baby girl will now be subjected to a lifetime of misery following the blue and golds like her old man.

That's amazing news!!!
Congratulations!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

F**k off @Maroubra Eel

 

[T.S Quint]

Congrats mate what did you name her?

Was thinking Sparky.
What do you think?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Was thinking Sparky.
What do you think?

Merkin.

Merkin Quint.

 

[T.S Quint]

Merkin.

I’ve already got her middle name sorted, thanks.