I thought something smelt a little different when I was south of the border but didn't want to say anything.
I do remember one night in particular I was seeing double . I just assumed it was from the physcadelics consumed.
Does Aunt Heather have a purple strap on?
I thought I was hallucinating but I may of been pegged
Oh no you must of been really fried that night. That would of been my Uncle Harry, Heather is the trans name likes to use. They call him Humongous Harry or Horny Harry, take you pick. That's just one of the tricks they like to play. She must really liked you if she shared you with her brother Harry/Heather. He must of really worked you over if it had turned purple. Consider yourself part of the family now Hindy. You have been Baptised good and proper.
So do you know which of the Aunties you have been playing with the most? Is it Berta who goes by the name Baby Doll or Big Bad or when she's in a real mood Body Bag Berta, or Pandora who goes by the name of Predator, or Zelda, who goes by the name of Madam?
They all like games, but some a little more wicked then others.