Rumours and Stuff

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wear a hat.

 

[Gary Gutful]

What can I say? You reside south of the river.

But I make sure I drink the pre-requisite 3 rums before crossing over to the north each day.

 

[Bazal]

How the f**k am I going to go to work looking like Neopolitan ice cream? I haven’t thought this through at all!

Get a fake tan.

You'll be orange, sure, but it'll be mostly uniform...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Wear a hat.

Wear a hat? That’s what got me into this f**ken mess. Great help you are!

 

[Eelogical]

But I make sure I drink the pre-requisite 3 rums before crossing over to the north each day.

Only three?

 

[Bazal]

Only three?

They're OP, so he gets a discount.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Get a fake tan.

You'll be orange, sure, but it'll be mostly uniform...

Best suggestion yet. I’m glad I read this before putting my head in the oven. Others less so...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Only three?

*bottles

 

[Bazal]

Best suggestion yet. I’m glad I read this before putting my head in the oven. Others less so...

Added bonus; you may be elected president of the United States.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wear a hat? That’s what got me into this f**ken mess. Great help you are!

Wear a mask then.

 

[Eelogical]

Best suggestion yet. I’m glad I read this before putting my head in the oven. Others less so...

While you're in there, can you pass me chips from the middle rack?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Serbs can’t be bogans.

Anyone who immigrated before the 90s could be a bogan.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Wear a hat? That’s what got me into this f**ken mess. Great help you are!

The first time I shaved my head to the skin I had a first date teed up one night, and spent the day outdoors. Yes I wore a hat.

When I got home to get ready I was horrified to see a dark tan line around my head, resembling a circumcision. It looked shithouse. Luckily she was uglier than I remembered so I still got to f**k her.

 

[Happy MEel]

The first time I shaved my head to the skin I had a first date teed up one night, and spent the day outdoors. Yes I wore a hat.

When I got home to get ready I was horrified to see a dark tan line around my head, resembling a circumcision. It looked shithouse. Luckily she was uglier than I remembered so I still got to f**k her.

She might have had a thing for Jewish boys.

 

[Chipmunk]

Dubai is Bali for Russians. Doesn't matter how much cash they brought with them, they just look like trash. It's an East European thing.

Nah, Nha Trang in Vietnam and Phuket are the Bali for Russians

 

[Gronk]

Nah, Nha Trang in Vietnam and Phuket are the Bali for Russians

100% Throw in Goa too.

 

[Bazal]

Phuket is just Bali in Thailand.

More Aussies there than Thai folk.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

She might have had a thing for Jewish boys.

When I was done with her she thought I was Greek.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Why, did you f**k her little brother too?

 

[hindy111]

Travel is about seeing and experiencing the world. It's a learning experience.

Being insular is fine too I suppose. That's why so many people go to Bali to drink palm spirits.

Watching someone in a 3rd world country doing their best just to try and survive while some white guy stares at them and smiles sure is a great experience for b9th parties.

Same as these people who go to africa for 2 weeks to feed the starving kids. Its more a feel good story for themself then anything. Oh what a great person you are.