Rumours and Stuff

[Gronk]

Whats the f**kin fish joke in that? FFS

Sorry, I should have said that Salmon landed himself in hot water after being lured by his mobile phone. The insurance company will put any claim by Salmon on ice.

 

[IFR33K]

They let him go free.

Catch n release? Tag him?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Is he still going to play second roe?

 

[amitropo]

He

Anybody know how Salmon went today? Was due in court
https://outline.com/SsUxdW
Found it
https://outline.com/CsyjyN

He was tagged and released

 

[amitropo]

Catch n release? Tag him?

Beat me too it

 

[amitropo]

They

Anybody know how Salmon went today? Was due in court
https://outline.com/SsUxdW
Found it
https://outline.com/CsyjyN

I am HERRING they gave him another opporTUNAty to prove himself

 

[T.S Quint]

I’ve been herring all these fish jokes and I reckon they should be canned.
I’m not sure anyone could do batter.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

SECOND ROE ffs!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Don't be too harsh. The brain turns to mush if you watch too much spawn.

 

[IFR33K]

Can’t see salmon wriggling out of this one. He’s cooked!

 

[strider]

I just hope if theres a vacancy in our backline, then he will fillet

 

[hineyrulz]

More puns in here than spoons.

 

[Happy MEel]

SECOND ROE ffs!

Bit undersized for that mate.

 

[Incorrect]

If we have to let him go, I hope the Bears don't grab him....

 

[Snoochies]

I'm not getting hooked into making any fish jokes.

 

[emjaycee]

I'm not getting hooked into making any fish jokes.

Same here. I have been snagged before.

 

[strider]

Yes some people are casting a long line

 

[Happy MEel]

Yep, the whole think stinks!!





...like fish

 

[hindy111]

Who else is sick of Salmon jokes?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Can you name one NRL player who has actually 'broken' a contract and played for another club, as opposed to using their power to negotiate a release? I know one bloke tried (SBW) and discovered it wasn't that easy.

Nah. That’s bull shit.

Contracts aren’t worth the paper they are written on.