Rumours and Stuff

[TheRam]

Her name was Rebecca but I called her Bec. She knew all the moves, well not all but plenty. Its against club policy but I could ask her to join Bones on Bones at the next meeting if your willing to bend the rules a little. Anything I need to tell Bec?

Tell her, no need to bring a strap on, we'll be there and to bring a stay over bag. It maybe a very long initiation. Maybe we adjust the name of Bones on Bones to...

Bones on Bones and Bonnets.

Has she a surname?

 

[hindy111]

Tell her, no need to bring a strap on, we'll be there and to bring a stay over bag. It maybe a very long initiation. Maybe we adjust the name of Bones on Bones to...

Bones on Bones and Bonnets.

Has she a surname?

What do we do with Gary? (The 5 second man )

Yes Bec Luvadanalic

 

[TheRam]

What do we do with Gary? (The 5 second man )

Yes Bec Luvadanalic

Who?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Well, all I know is that the next time I have a picnic in Parramatta Pk I'm taking my own folding table.

I think the dogging is conducted in / on cars.

 

[Happy MEel]

No the worst case scenario is he gets tackled and we don’t score that set. Or lose the ball.
If he f**ks up the pass so be it. If he got tackled there and we end up not scoring every single person on here, including you (don’t lie, you would) would be screaming about how he didn’t pass to an open man on his inside.

He scored. It was awesome. I just hope he doesn’t make a habit of taking the hard option every time when there is an obvious easier option right there.

Actually if he passes the ball forward, which we have done numerous times this year, that’s worse than getting tackled.

However, now knowing that we signed him for two years there’s not as much of a rush. An extension should be sorted well prior to November 1 though.

 

[Happy MEel]

Absolutely not!

I'm Junior Vice President In Charge - Sauces Division!

In all seriousness, though - I worked for Dominos for 5 years, first as a driver, then as a manager. It was the hardest job I ever had, and I mean that sincerely.

Working in fast food is tough, but at least McDonald's invests in its people.

We’ve been watching Eele’s Career progress with great interest here at HQ.

 

[Eelementary]

I bet you could tell some good pizza delivery driver stories.

I've got some good ones, about attractive, scantily-clad girls having a dress-up birthday party, and asking for the driver to stay; or a driver getting mugged, and agreeing to fight 6 teenagers, armed with nothing but knuckle dusters (and the teens fleeing in terror), but neither story was attributed to me!

Most exciting thing that happened to me was delivering a pizza for $17.95, the guy paying with a $100 note, and happily asking me to keep the change.

 

[Eelementary]

We’ve been watching Eele’s Career progress with great interest here at HQ.

Interesting - art imitating real life, it seems...

 

[Eelogical]

I've got some good ones, about attractive, scantily-clad girls having a dress-up birthday party, and asking for the driver to stay; or a driver getting mugged, and agreeing to fight 6 teenagers, armed with nothing but knuckle dusters (and the teens fleeing in terror), but neither story was attributed to me!

Most exciting thing that happened to me was delivering a pizza for $17.95, the guy paying with a $100 note, and happily asking me to keep the change.

Avenger, eh?

 

[Stevie]

I've got some good ones, about attractive, scantily-clad girls having a dress-up birthday party, and asking for the driver to stay; or a driver getting mugged, and agreeing to fight 6 teenagers, armed with nothing but knuckle dusters (and the teens fleeing in terror), but neither story was attributed to me!

Most exciting thing that happened to me was delivering a pizza for $17.95, the guy paying with a $100 note, and happily asking me to keep the change.

Ohhh that was you? Hope you enjoyed.

 

[Eelogical]

Ohhh that was you? Hope you enjoyed.

Pizza delivery sounds good tonight.

 

[Stevie]

Pizza delivery sounds good tonight.

I am craving Pizza but my Mrs has put me in the equivalent to the pre season fat camp at the moment. FFS now I'm really craving pizza!

 

[IFR33K]

This thread has turned into ‘the life of elementary’ thread.

 

[IFR33K]

I am craving Pizza but my Mrs has put me in the equivalent to the pre season fat camp at the moment. FFS now I'm really craving pizza!

Well luckily for you, you aren’t part of the fat fat members camp, ala Paulo.

 

[Stevie]

Well luckily for you, you aren’t part of the fat fat members camp, ala Paulo.

I still reckon I look pretty good in front of the mirror after a shower with my daily flex, its just no one else agrees.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

This thread has turned into ‘the life of elementary’ thread.

Sometimes I think it's the life of Hindy111 and the ram. And we are all worse off for that.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

I still reckon I look pretty good in front of the mirror after a shower with my daily flex, its just no one else agrees.

Mate if your wife is happy then who else would you be trying to look good for?

 

[T-Boon]

There are rumours that Shaun Lane is about to get his own official thread on this forum. Big honour.

 

[T-Boon]

I am craving Pizza but my Mrs has put me in the equivalent to the pre season fat camp at the moment. FFS now I'm really craving pizza!

Replace Pizza with Chinese (but no noddle options).
Chinese does not lead to cravings because there is no sugar. But it still tastes awesome. Don't get me wrong I love sugar, same as I love cocaine.

 

[Stevie]

Replace Pizza with Chinese (but no noddle options).
Chinese does not led to cravings because there is no sugar. But it still tastes awesome. Don't get me wrong I love sugar, same as I love cocaine.

We should hang out.