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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Gronk, Jun 21, 2016.

  1. Gronk

    Gronk Moderator Staff Member

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    FFS @hindy111 look what you’ve done.

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    Seriously though, I hope everyone is safe. It feels weird down here. My work west of Nowra will possibly be impacted tomorrow. Many people who live locally are quite stressed about the situation because it seems like we are at the mercy of the weather. RFS have done an incredible job. The local boss is an impressive bloke. I wish it would f**ken rain.
     
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    Are you Corey Norman?
     
  4. T-Boon

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    Should be charged with indecent travel.
     
  5. Gary Gutful

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    Wishing you plenty of rain, merkin. If you need me to come down and do a rain dance just give me the nod.
     
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    Playing golf at the Pacific on Thursday, watch it piss down then merkin.
     
  8. Gary Gutful

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    Pack your waterproof jocks mate.
     
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    At Bones on Bones nudist camp?
     
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    If Sivo was homesick as reported getting arrested is pretty drastic way to stay.
     
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    The worst part for the more coastal areas is that rain is now the last thing they need, as well as the thing they need most.

    Heavy rain will help the fires, but also wash so much ash into the estuaries that it'll kill everything in there and for quite a way out to sea.

    Just a f**ked situation
     
  12. Gary Gutful

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    What would you know about marine life?
     
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    I'm a f**ken marine biologist you git!

    So obviously not much. Did you get my latest draft paper on the best way to party on the Barrier Reef?
     
  14. Gary Gutful

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    Yes, I made some edits as I expected to see more nudity.
     
  15. Bazal

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    Yeah look, I erred on the side of caution. Gaping is such a sensitive issue even in 2019
     
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    Thats a Moray.jpg
     
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    There’s only 3 types of bones that you need to get ahead in life

    Wish bone
    Back bone
    Funny bone

    :grinning:
     
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  20. Gary Gutful

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    I used to play golf as a kid with this silly old merkin who did the moray joke every round.

    It would go like this:

    Silly Old Merkin: What ball are you playing?

    Someone from the group: Optima.

    Silly Old Merkin: Optima? Optimoray!

    *Proceeds to sing*

    "When your bit on the heel, by a f**king big eel thats a moray"

    Me: *Stares at him blankly hoping he will hurry up and hit his ball.*
     

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